Jamal

30 Things I Learned from Empire – 3/18/15

30 Things I Learned from Empire – 3/18/15

Empire Season Finale – Die But Once/Who I am aka Jamal Sasses All

  1. Keem and Lucious have the same taste in women.
  2. Hakeem got a thing for them older ladies!
  3. Falcon….PUNCH!
  4. Don’t mistake homosexuality for being soft.
  5. Porsha, you fired.
  6. At the end of the day, it’s about legacy.
  7. Snoop Dogg…timeless in flow, looks, and age. Man looked the same since Chronic 1!
  8. Is it truly Andre’s conviction to religion or the tight dresses he sees Michelle wearing?
  9. Jamal throws shade, punches, people, and verses.
  10. Mark your territory.
  11. Lock doors when sleeping so no one can witness you sleep-talk.
  12. When you’re given a 2nd chance at life, laugh your ass off!
  13. Who said, “Get em”, when Lucious said, “Whoop the trick?”
  14. Find a common ground with someone and you’ll find respect.
  15. Let go of all someone did, especially when it’s for a greater purpose.
  16. Sometimes, it’s not the physical cheating that hurts the most.
  17. That damn remix party was hype.
  18. Cookie didn’t realize that Lucious house is the Dolby sound…’All around you.’
  19. Them pearls ran and chick got choked!
  20. So, where’s the jet?
  21. Melissa had that, “OMG look on that stage with them girls dancing!”
  22. Titan the resident hype man for Empire. Where your bars bro?!
  23. Sylvester Stallone needs to come kick this Black Rambo guy’s ass for disrespecting the Rambo name.
  24. End anything in the world with a lyrical, ‘bitch’ and it’s gold!
  25. At the end of the day, snitches get stitches or smack in the head with candle holders.
  26. Who knocked up Rhonda?!
  27. That Michael Jackson influence!
  28. We’ve been waiting the whole season for this fight and all we got were drinks and pearls!
  29. So, everyone is against Jamal, since he went from bottom to top? Ok.
  30. Star witness is dead, so charges won’t stick. Game on, bitches! Lucious about to whoop a trick.

15 Things I Learned from Empire – 3/4/15

15 Things I Learned from Empire – 3/4/15

Empire 1×09 – Unto the Breach aka Andre Snaps

  1. Lucious got to where he is by not liking anyone or anything aside from black folk.
  2. Cookie gonna make you take a bite of her cookie!
  3. Keem wanna drop real bombs, and we’re not talking about verses.
  4. So, which of Diddy’s sons is gay and did he kill Biggie?
  5. All jokes aside, mental illness is real. Nobody told you to make those pills go drip drop tho.
  6. Boo Boo Kitty couldn’t find the words…bet Halle Berry could.
  7. Cookie took the hangover pill.
  8. Lucious, where’s the gun?
  9. Malcolm had that look like, “If you were only sober.”
  10. Andre wasn’t with us shooting in the gym.
  11. Hakeem….the perfect wingman.
  12. Jamal read Daddy Homophobic like a book!
  13. Tiana, did you let yours go before you asking Keem about his?
  14. Hakeem evolved like crazy in three episodes.
  15. Andre is now a loose end….and a liability. Not looking good at all.

15 Things I Learned from Empire – 2/11/15

15 Things I Learned from Empire – 2/11/15

Empire 1×06 – Out, Damned Spot aka Drugs, Daddy, and Cookie

  1. Cookie hasn’t learned to stop throwing her cookie.
  2. Yes, America, that’s an ass.
  3. Jamal is losing himself in the music.
  4. It takes only one stroke and out pops a kid.
  5. Sway, you got swayed.
  6. Michael just got taken to celebrity school.
  7. Security gonna secure that cookie!
  8. You can’t buy loyalty like Vernon.
  9. Money makes the world go round.
  10. Bipolar will get you killed.
  11. Even when you fall off, you can get back up. Just don’t fake it.
  12. Players don’t like being played.
  13. Phase II does not equal complete.
  14. Don’t forget who was the bottom once you get to the top.
  15. I just copped that album. Did you?

 

15 Things I Learned from Empire – 2/4/15

15 Things I Learned from Empire – 2/4/15

Empire 1×05 – Dangerous Minds aka Side Chicks, Anthony Hamilton, and Roses

  1. Guarantee someone out there had to Google Anthony Hamilton.
  2. Hakeem has a shadow so large that it’d scare the groundhog.
  3. Bullet holes? Suge Knight’s studio?!
  4. Sounds like Dre gotta put that work in to get that work.
  5. I’m not buying red roses.
  6. Snitches get stitches eventually.
  7. Cookie wants the milk too!
  8. Green screens are fake for a reason!
  9. Tiana got that white chocolate?!
  10. Choices of sexuality doesn’t make you soft.
  11. Don’t play the game if you hate getting played.
  12. So, when Hakeem CD coming out so these low-budget clubs can bump that track?
  13. Parents will do anything for their children.
  14. If it ain’t about the money….
  15. Can’t be clean if you don’t wanna be stay clean.