WWE RAW 8/17/15 – Glory Glory Dong.
- Yes, we know that there’s a 4 hour runtime. It’s more time to remind the curtain jerkers that they can’t fit the bill.
- RKO is like hot potato. Who wants it?!
- So, two lunatics sit at an announce booth….yes, that’s the joke.
- Create-A-Wrestler 120 got exposed tonight. Got a Cena shirt, sucky mic skills, and Triple H’s finisher.
- Back in the attitude era, a chick would’ve got clotheslined by a guy and vice versa. Guess we do need the unmentionable…former female IC Champion.
- Superman winning left and right. Orton and Reigns both got wins.
- Triple H is looking like, “Somebody take this guy out because I couldn’t.”
- Ric Flair ain’t shaking Cena’s hand, so we may not see a win.
- Big A-List Show? When will someone get on the big screen…and brag about it?
- John Cena has had more injuries than Nikki Bella had title defenses.
- Bad News Dust? Sounds like a gossip newspaper.
- John Cena…the past Doctor, the present Superman, and the future Legend.
- Heyman singing a march song makes me want to F5….wait. I’m not Seth Rollins, I can’t steal his move.
- Jedi mind games…Jedi Deez Nuts!
- Where was the Got emmm? Oh. Here it is.
Results
- Randy Orton & Cesaro def. Sheamus & Kevin Owens.
- Roman Reigns def. Luke Harper.
- Becky Lynch def. Tamina.
- Rusev def. Mark Henry.
- Ryback def. The Miz.
- Lucha Dragons & Prime Time Players def. The New Day & Los Matadores.
- Sasha Banks def. Nikki Bella. (non-title)
