WWE RAW 8/17/15 – Glory Glory Dong.

  1. Yes, we know that there’s a 4 hour runtime. It’s more time to remind the curtain jerkers that they can’t fit the bill.
  2. RKO is like hot potato. Who wants it?!
  3. So, two lunatics sit at an announce booth….yes, that’s the joke.
  4. Create-A-Wrestler 120 got exposed tonight. Got a Cena shirt, sucky mic skills, and Triple H’s finisher.
  5. Back in the attitude era, a chick would’ve got clotheslined by a guy and vice versa. Guess we do need the unmentionable…former female IC Champion.
  6. Superman winning left and right. Orton and Reigns both got wins.
  7. Triple H is looking like, “Somebody take this guy out because I couldn’t.”
  8. Ric Flair ain’t shaking Cena’s hand, so we may not see a win.
  9. Big A-List Show? When will someone get on the big screen…and brag about it?
  10. John Cena has had more injuries than Nikki Bella had title defenses.
  11. Bad News Dust? Sounds like a gossip newspaper.
  12. John Cena…the past Doctor, the present Superman, and the future Legend.
  13. Heyman singing a march song makes me want to F5….wait. I’m not Seth Rollins, I can’t steal his move.
  14. Jedi mind games…Jedi Deez Nuts!
  15. Where was the Got emmm? Oh. Here it is.

Results

  • Randy Orton & Cesaro def. Sheamus & Kevin Owens.
  • Roman Reigns def. Luke Harper.
  • Becky Lynch def. Tamina.
  • Rusev def. Mark Henry.
  • Ryback def. The Miz.
  • Lucha Dragons & Prime Time Players def. The New Day & Los Matadores.
  • Sasha Banks def. Nikki Bella. (non-title)