WWE Smackdown 1/9/15 – The Friday Signoff
- Bell salute?! No.
- Roses don’t like the new day.
- Roman’s writer was watching cartoons before writing those promos.
- Bad News Barrett botched his match. He wasn’t supposed to lose.
- Ascension still hasn’t ascended.
- The Shield 66 and 2/3s!!!
- So, what are the 3 ‘fired’ wrestlers doing now?
- Oh, Seth, you are far from done with Ambrose!
- Seth Rollins is 3 people.
- The Authority utilized all the budget, so they couldn’t attend Smackdown.
- If Seth’s music glitches in the intro, will he stay behind the curtain waiting for the beat drop?
- Bray, you were staring into the abyss of lunacy fighting Ambrose.
- So, since Sandow gets cheered, does that makes him a good or bad stunt double?
- See you Thursdays! Don’t blow it, WWE. My Scandal fans will have Olivia Pope fix the show.
- Big Show, we’re not doing the comparison. You’ve been knocked out one too many times by the Superman Punch.