Live from Houston, TX, the Royal Rumble had a lot of interesting heroes, port a potty’s, a beast, Kitana from Mortal Kombat, and R-Truth. Then there’s Otis. So, what did we learn, aside from the fact we are all Edge-heads?!
- Have friends that are also your nationality of a friend like Otis.
- No one said that you couldn’t jump out the ring for breaks.
- Use the Port-a-Potty beforehand. It brings humor.
- NXT is the Royal Rumble filler.
- Santino lasted longer as a female in the Royal Rumble.
- Dana Brooke wants that Batista Bomb.
- Naomi offers tutoring for survival. Payment is by cash, check, or glow sticks.
- To be a heel, look like someone hit your dog. Bayley 101.
- No more red for The Fiend. We lost the budget.
- Daniel Bryan’s HBK training shines through every time.
- Kofi needed poetic justice. Lasting that long in the rumble is not enough.
- Edge!!!! That’s all.
- Seriously though, how does a man 9 years off look better than some of these other guys?!
- Everyone deserved their spot. So, how did Rusev and Lashley get replaced?
- If you are the Chosen One, your time will come, even if you get fired.