15 Things I Learned from WWE Summerslam 2014

  1. When Lana says do something in THAT outfit, you act, regardless of the pain.
  2. If your sister is in the ring and she isn’t beating up your opponent on principle, she’s not on your side.
  3. Ziggler is now out of the doghouse.
  4. AJ, go be a family woman.
  5. Lumberjack match means No DQ also.
  6. There was no money in the budget for Putin to appear but Jericho got his jacket redone?!
  7. Seth Rollins and Stephanie McMahon have the same tailor.
  8. Triple H, you didn’t come to the ring when Stephanie lost the Women’s title, so why now?
  9. Pick up that ringing phone, because anyone could’ve called Nikki turning on Brie.
  10. I still find it idiotic that Lesnar’s loss to Cena is not mentioned in relevance.
  11. I remember when someone didn’t tap out, it was a big deal. Now, we know that booking isn’t that smart anymore.
  12. The ‘go-home’ signal was given accidentally in the Cena/Lesnar match at the beginning.
  13. Boring chants during a WWE Title match? WWE, this concept didn’t work with the Undertaker, why do you think it will with Cena?
  14. Orton was walking to the ring already annoyed that he was going to lose.
  15. When you defeat the Undertaker, you become him.