I learned…
- Tony Chimmel is Edge’s personal announcer everywhere he goes.
- Randy, after your failed drug tests, please do not mention the world ‘fail.’
- From Evolution to New Corporation, Orton traded the IC belt and a suit for a t-shirt, underwear and a WWE Title…but he’s still Hunter’s lackey.
- So, wait…after the match was over…why couldn’t Big Show touch the Shield again? Ok, fine. He could’ve carried Daniel to the back…knocked Orton out, knocked Triple H out, knocked Stephanie out, the plot hole is so huge you can drive a semi through it.
- When Triple H says that a person can’t make it, they become a multi-time WWE champ.
- Believe in the BEARD!
- So, y’all tried to convince me that a guy who hasn’t wrestled a show in forever is going to beat the WWE champ? Please, booking is crazy, but that was never going to sell as a story.
- We…The People…love Santino….and The Cobra!
- The Attitude Era stars own the PG rating.
- Christian didn’t look beaten, he just looked intoxicated and his friends (The Shield) just had to drag him home.
- CM Punk is the cure for all legs.
- Damien Sandow will be the first person to cash in and officially get pinned.
- Ryback and RVD…..winner keeps the ring attire closet.
- Sorry, King, you had a lot of salt when AJ turned ya down. Should’ve kept focusing on the match there, buddy.
- Sorry, ADR, the fans didn’t chant for you at all. 2-3 years and no reaction.