- Randy Orton does not get the fact that cars and WWE don’t mix.
- B+ player just happens to be a better overall wrestler than you.
- Summer Rae is the closest Fandango can get to getting laid…each week….
- Normally one aims for the face when slapping. Summer Rae aims for 6 inches above the head.
- That segment didn’t come from Booker T’s heart. This promo did.
- Ryback is using his new, “The Big Guy” walk. Apparently, he didn’t take lessons from Vince.
- Ryback should end his victories, promos, etc with “One more, for the big guy.”
- Slater…I know some Greeks that’ll get pissed.
- So, an Iron Clad contract is really made of putty.
- Triple H has the walrus on a leash.
- Triple H isn’t getting me any wedding gifts…ever!
- AJ better not drop that title to any of those chicks after that promo. Wait this is WWE. Wait for it.
- RVD needs the new JCVD haircut.
- Iron Clad means do whatever…not what Triple H wants.
- So, wait, he performed in the match…lost by DQ..but he didn’t perform his duties?! WWE come on, after match isn’t a duty.
Bonus: Triple H…not the first time Stephanie protected you.