15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW 9/16/13

  1. Triple H will address fast counts on a 24 hour basis. Let that ish happen to him and you get handled that same night!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EyxsS_rbh0
  2. So, let me get this straight: WWE wrestlers are paid on a weekly basis?! I thought that was only done in TNA.
  3. John Cena, take notes, that’s how a face gets the crowd.
  4. Damn it, the Big Guy is now the Big Paul Heyman Guy. Lesnar, you’re replaced until Survivor Series.
  5. Stephanie, you’re sure you want this Orton? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swjKE8aZCps
  6. Now, all WWE officials need to go to Cadence School. Count!!!!!
  7. I can stand next to a big guy and tell him the boss will be here in a second. This will be a golden segment! Ask Maddox.
  8. So a knee drop on a steel chair vs The Punt? I guess Orton is back to his ‘sinister’ ways.
  9. I will not jump at Roman Reigns. He can’t catch.
  10. I will have the night off in my hometown as a wrestler. Too much crap happens.
  11. Bryan, when arguing your side of the story, take the mic.
  12. So, henchmen doing the force = your force. Nice, Triple H.
  13. The entire Rhodes family is going after Cody’s job. Get ready next week! Everyone is gonna show up! Even Terri Runnels!
  14. Road Dogg is gonna come to fight for Scott Armstrong’s job.
  15. Every wrestler has the side pieces for the WWE Title in their bag. Once they get the call, they are put on the title.