I learned
- Daniel Bryan’s beard was more over than the segment where Tito Ortiz was revealed on TNA.
- WWEshop will keep the “The ___ is here” shirt template for all champions.
- Old women can dance better than Vince.
- Alberto is scared to raise his leg higher. HBK may come and show him a real superkick.
- John Cena gets high off his own supply.
- Ryback has more salt than a saltshaker, going around beating up people.
- That guy who Ryback beat up backstage began to sink down into a fetal position like Ryback was….nevermind.
- John Cena confirmed that he will not turn heel.
- Cody used his mustache to fish out that briefcase out of the Gulf of Mexico
- Tons of Funk…They’re here.
- The Wyatt Family knows what to do when they see fire…TUCK AND ROLL!
- Vince, corporate makeovers never work…you know this.
- Wade Barrett vs The Razor. Joy.
- WWE has yet again managed to make John Cena look somewhat the underdog.
- Wolverine vs The Beast. Cole is so stoked on this one. “THE BEAST IS DOWN! THE BEAST IS DOWN!”