- Lose Superman and Ambrose/Rollins get main event. I’ll take it.
- Suplex counting is a new trend. I’m waiting on the next match for 32 German Suplex!
- Paige is in love, but AJ is REALLY in love. Don’t scare her away, AJ!
- WWE is progressing in the right direction. They lifted the gender ban on EMTs.
- Triple H has tamed the beast. Normally there is an F5 with Lesnar to anyone who isn’t Paul Heyman.
- You don’t accept the ice water challenge…you are chosen.
- Stephanie, quit blowing money on fake shirts. Vince, show her the budget!!!
- Heel turn causes heel loss, right Nikki?
- Mark Henry, don’t get ran over by the Russian.
- So, Kane is the handler for Seth now? When are you going to stop being someone’s b*tch?
- Dean Ambrose gonna come back with tape across his head.
- Orton, remember to not bite the hand that fed you.
- Ric Flair is there for legend boost. Hilariously, Miz, you have his signature move and it does you no good.
- I don’t care the gimmick, coming dressed as a feminine hygiene product does you no good, Miz.
- Anime logo!!!!
Maybe I’m losing steam. No Cena, Suplex Counting, and Viva Las Vegas. Ryback still gets no love.
DAT LOGO THOUGH!
