- Randy Orton is like, “If my best friend had my back, then I’d be champion. Daddy, put me in another match.”
- Triple H owns everyone who says they’re gonna stop watching WWE if it doesn’t happen.
- Arrive. Superman Punch. Get booked in a match.
- Orton gonna tell Daddy on you, Kane.
- In 2 minutes, there were almost 6 botches in that 4v1 Diva match.
- Stephanie learned bladder control.
- Miz, my pin dropped and I heard it during your entrance.
- Stephanie is going to learn that ‘orange’ is the new black.
- My client, Brock Lesnar, in his return match, got beat by John Cena.
- Dean Ambrose is the guy who you do or don’t want to take to the club.
- If you want to use cuffs, make it legit…or hell, even use the fake ones.
- If my significant other got arrested and I wasn’t in the car behind it, then I wouldn’t be significant.
- Ziggler wins matches, while Miz checks his moneymaker…or B-List moneymaker.
- Brock, bicep curls, my friend. They are fundamental.
- Dean, be careful dude, there are budget cuts with those chairs.
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