- Roman is straightforward Cena. And he doesn’t repeat himself twice..but get WWE Network
- When Sting looks back at the orchestra, play that ish again…but get WWE Network
- Fandango look like the person left out of a 3-way…..but get WWE Network.
- Ambrose gonna show up on Smackdown more wrapped up than a mummy..but get WWE Network.
- Cena, believe in Roman….but get WWE Network.
- Cameron, you got another tag team partner. There has been no escalation for you…but get WWE Network.
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- Jericho, always run in the direction you’re running, never backpedal…but get WWE Network.
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- We’re gonna call every wrestler who gets in idiotic segments, “The Sandow Treatment,”…but get WWE Network.
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