- Dean, you killed Roman’s mean mug. He wanted to say something too while you dropped the mic.
- Stephanie, congrats on holding your bladder during that segment.
- Layla got milked backstage for kissing Fandango.
- Lana, sorry, you have the same Prez as we do. (oops, I wasn’t going to tell anyone.)
- So, the Shield needed Neon? No, Cena, No.
- Sandow..you have become worse than Santino.
- Xavier Woods didn’t Bo-Lieve in his ranger powers.
- Randy Orton gets another hand-me-down.
- Zeb Coulter…the master motivator.
- Dean Ambrose is the guy who will jump in a fight from anywhere.
- Cena, remember the Shield used to beat you down. But since they’re good guys, you’re gonna hang around them.
- This is all Cole’s fault. He did name Seth Rollins’s the architect.
- Goldust partner choices are still lacking.
- Zack Ryder, I remember when you had a strap. Who did you piss off?
- Eat the popcorn, Anna Mae Aksana. Alicia Turner said so.