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- So, the best wrestler on your roster is the weak link but he pulled DOUBLE duty?!
- Oh shit, the NBA Playoffs are going on…let’s get on TV! – Vince to Stephanie
- I’m wrestling tonight! But wait, I’m going home, and I’m gonna wrestle next Monday night!
- Curtis Axel will have a new mix of his theme by Smackdown. Just watch.
- Also, the win was so insignificant that Justin Roberts did not even mention it.
- So, the contract was filed in Heyman’s trousers? File it on deez nuts!
- “I beat Kofi. I beat you. I will put you through a table. My name is Ryback. RYBACK RULES…need more to process.” That shit was robotic and almost like a cyborg. “TOUGH GUY”
- So, I’m supposed to like a tall version of Hornswoggle in a flannel? Sorry Wyatt Bros.
- So, Heyman, Jericho is supposed to be afraid of being booed? Wait, when Jericho was booed, he was still more over than CM Punk and actually trusted in a main event match. Let that sit for a second.
- Vince McMahon’s hair is timeless…
- The effort to keep the black Pilsbury Dough…oh sorry, Big E Langston relevant continues.
- Let’s make shit legit…call Triple H by his real name…yeah, that’ll get some attention. CM Punk wants the page out of his ‘shoot’ playbook back.
- When I say “YOU MADE” you say, “RAW!”
- Ques gonna kill….damn, I got a brain freeze! What’s the guy’s name…oh, Titus O’Neil. The audience barking now.
- TNA Slammiversary…WWE Take NOTES! I mean seriously, get to taking!