- Believe in Triple H’s shovel…there’s a burial somewhere near it.
- Stephanie can’t rag John Cena like she does Daniel Bryan. She knows that he’s the money maker.
- Batista…your ‘dominant return’ was an empty promise. That’s not Hunter’s fault.
- Sin Cara is not your partner of choice, Goldust.
- Batista, you have been replaced.
- Seth Rollins gonna come out suited and booted next week!
- Sandow, you are now Santino.
- Kofi needs to start Bo-Lieving for victories.
- Stephanie, you also showed true colors at WWE Payback….except it made your outfit darker.
- Nikki, you’re taking all of Brie’s punishment.
- Ziggler needs to Bo-Lieve also. He can’t catch a break.
- Seth wants to evolve.
- Stephanie is self-aware.
- If Triple H says, “Evolution is your solution,” run for the hills!
- Half-bald midget may not be worse than a full bald midget.
