- Mark Henry is giving Jericho a run for his Troll status with that swerve.
- Vickie Guerrero is the child that has the parents and the grandpa trying to tell her what to do…so confused.
- Sorry, AJ, you can’t out-psycho a psycho.
- Kaitlyn is so distraught that she’s taking her clothes off….
- Superman, meet Lex Luthor…he has hair and he’s huge!
- Don’t separate from Paul Heyman, he’ll send the beast for you!
- Zeb Coulter, you contradicting man…but then again, I expected as much with that Beardstache.
- Picture it: One boss saying you suck, the other saying great job, and the other just….”Listen to me.”
- Mark Henry deserves the Academy award for that performance.
- First the McGuillicutter, then The Perfect Plex, Now That DDT how many finishers will this beast have…wait, we’re talking about Curtis Axel.
- Stephanie lets you know that she doesn’t care for the cameras! She’s real! Eff the gimmick!
- The disturbance of The Wyatt Bros continues. “We’re coming.”
- Somewhere in the world Big Show is getting ready for his next face turn.
- I don’t know who’s the bigger flop: Sin Cara or Lebron’s NBA flopping.
- No Ryback? Yeah, I just noticed.