- Yes, John…Wash Ryback’s diaper.
- Son: Daddy, I wanna fight
*Rings bell*
Daddy: No
Son: But I WANNA!
*Takes bell*
Daddy: No - Ryback is somewhat of a shooter (pea-shooter) in his promos…or does he read the dirtsheets every blue moon?
- Again, the relevance of Curtis Axel is redundant.
- Ryback knows every move Cena is going to make, but Ken from Street Fighter said it best: “You know my moves, don’t you? Why’d you just walk into ’em like that?” Watch the 5 moves!
- Kane…the sensible monster.
- The new superfriends can’t get alone. Wonder powers activate! Form of Beard, Tats, and Fire!!!
- Vickie gets hot for Kane….
- Sorry, Steph, that HEEEYYYY was forced!
- Dad: Ok, you can fight.
Son: I don’t wanna.
Dad: Please fight.
Son: I don’t wanna! - All this hugging! Vince, Stone Cold wants to have a word with you.
- For the love of all that’s holy could they please give Big E a singlet that fits him?
- So, Curtis Axel has beat Triple H 3-4 times and never pinned him once? Let’s move on with life.
- Vickie just gained weight eating that burger!
- BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD! FEAR THE WYATT! What’s the next 3 man team that will basically make one wrestler?