15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 4/7/14

  1. Post-Wrestlemania crowds are always white hot!
  2. Paul Heyman can turn from heel to face in less than an hour!
  3. Regardless of storyline, smashing a posthumous statue is unacceptable.
  4. Tonight’s Diva’s Title match was indeed a Page Turner.
  5. AJ, time for some new ink.
  6. Brock Lesnar, nice shiner.
  7. Bray is getting the Samoa Joe treatment.
  8. I need people to start pointing out the ‘asshole’ chants. See Stone Cold for references.
  9. “Hey, we didn’t win last night, so let’s be buddies cuz the boss who wanted to beat us says so.” – Randy Orton and Batista.
  10. Triple H, so you don’t regret losing and getting embarrassed last night?!
  11. Believe in the Shield.
  12. When the hounds are unleashed, run!
  13. I will always get hype at bad news when it’s delivered by Barrett.
  14. The Ultimate Warrior….you gotta rehearse the randomness this time so you don’t get lost, my friend.
  15. Never get the Superdome and the Silverdome mixed. You’ll never live it down, Brother.