15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 3/10/14

  1. Hulk Hogan 1 and Hulk Hogan 2 shared a ring and flexed.
  2. Stephanie, if you don’t want the whole ‘manly’ concept, stop fighting your hubby’s battles.
  3. Kane, do not try to leash the hounds.
  4. The fear of death is worse than the fear in death because of the fear of death….you get the idea.
  5. Cody is the true ‘Create-a-Superstar.’ He got everyone’s signature move.
  6. Buy a Daniel Bryan shirt! You must! You can even get airtime.
  7. I wonder if Triple H would’ve got beat down if he made it to the ring.
  8. Security finally said, ‘Fuck it, we’re not real cops with guns!’
  9. Bray is channeling his inner Jake.
  10. The IC Champ get the commercial entrance?!
  11. Memphis had the budget for the Undertaker’s pyro. Sorry Usos, you get mini fire.
  12. If a voted stipulation is based on the city that the show is in, what do you THINK the people will pick?!
  13. Triple H, Steph will discipline you on that decision.
  14. Wait: she said mine, not ours. Triple H, you may be out.
  15. Nikki’s move…looks a bit like someone else..da-dada-da!