WWE RAW 2/23/15, aka Vipers Don’t Make Good Pets
- You can actually go half-naked to a professional summit.
- Being passed out and not tapping out equals giving up in Russia.
- Vipers don’t play nice.
- Nashville had Beyonce hidden in the arena somewhere.
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Curtis Axel. Curtis Axel who? Exactly.
- Axel said don’t change the channel. I would’ve if WCW was on the air.
- The budget behind Sting’s videos was less than the amount if Sting actually showed up.
- The Ascension could not ascend to Million-dollar status.
- Bray is going after an old man who will have to dye his hair when he returns.
- Whose balls bigger? Russian monster or American Superman?
- Emma is still suffering from shoplifting syndrome.
- We end a wrestling show by looking at 3 non-wrestling mofos.
- #RKOOuttaNowhere
- Triple H knows that a viper cannot be controlled.
- Believe in the Yes Movement.
