- Cena vs Orton version 5000? A blind man could see that coming. What a waste of a big announcement.
- So, the Shield is debating among themselves…”I’m better.” “No, I’m better.” The catch is that CM Punk beat all 3 of you….at once.
- Brad Maddox is the pansy of WWE RAW.
- The General Manager position is irrelevant with a COO, Principal Owner, and a Director of Ops on the same show!
- Axel/Ziggler number 9000..
- Bad News Barrett is still stealing from “Married with Children.”
- The Great Khali is comic relief…
- Main Event Playa got beat in the lower card.
- Brock Lesnar hit puberty today! Listen to those roars!
- Paul Heyman can get a broom over.
- Team Not Total Divas got a win since the show is off season.
- So, the guy with the largest reactions does a heel turn?!
- THE FACE OF THE WWE…wasn’t on TV this week. So, he was well forgotten.
- THE FACE OF THE WWE…wasn’t on TV this week. He got kryptonite for Christmas.
- WWE Announce teams give two sh*ts about what’s going on in their faces. It’s all about the moment that happened minutes ago. “Watch Big E Langston retain the title…but what about that CM Punk promo earlier today?”