- Orton, you may believe your name is bigger, but one more wellness violation, you’ll be on the unemployment line…or TNA.
- 14 titles…and he still has some in the tank. Unless WWE gets some new stars, then Cena’s surpassing Flair (tear).
- Stephanie…we get it, you get the dick. Quit sucking it live.
- Kane is putting his public speaking on the spot in this gimmick.
- CM Punk is reminding everyone why he is the pipe bomb of the WWE.
- What happened to the champions who showed up suited and booted? Everyone advertising their apparel.
- Sin Cara won?! Wait, no botch?!
- Superman tried to put his big boy promo boots on today.
- Brodus, what show did you main event?
- Rick Ross showing Summer Rae his moves.
- Speaking of moves, Summer Rae introduced her move: The Butt Bump.
- Michael Cole…Christopher Lambert wants a word with you with that, “There can be only one,” comment.
- Once in a Lifetime?! Chris Jericho and Stone Cold…joke Stephanie.
- Sigh, the title of General Manager is still irrelevant.
- So, Unified Champion sounds better than Undisputed Champion? Come on, WWE Universe.