- Zeb Coulter is a major recruiter! WE, THE PEOPLE!
- Uncrowned Champion? Boy you lost. A loser. Done. Finito. Do not pass go, do not collect $200! (provided by http://secretsinajewel.wordpress.com)
- WWE Voting is like this: 2 people who aren’t pushed vs 1 person getting a push. Come on, make this ish believable!
- John, with that crowd, any more excitement, they’ll pee on ya.
- I’ll never be a high flyer…I’d stay in the midcard. Ask Kofi.
- Shut up…or shit up?! Come on Del Rio, get that accent out!
- Summer Rae…go back to DDT 101. Please and thank you.
- Big Show channeled his inner Joseph Park with his promo.
- Superman actually flew today!!!
- “Don’t drop me boy!!” – Thoughts of Big Show
- Cena’s neckbreaker is going to be called the ‘Come Get Some.’
- Stephanie….did you put some truth in that script?! We have found Fitz’s Presidential balls!
- Kane suited and booted on y’all fools!!!
- Stephanie, Big Show is in higher demand than you. Hell, the tailor of his suit is in higher demand!
- Please give Stephanie a new title aside from Principal Owner!!! She’s over creative, so be CREATIVE!!! Ok, I’m asking too much.