- Triple H, we see you getting in the ring with Big Show soon. It’s so obvious.
- Randy Orton, please correct your promos. If Shawn stands and counts to 3, you still won’t win. He has to hit the mat, so he won’t be standing.
- Principal owner of WWE….AKA, the voice behind creative fuckery.
- WE….THE PEOPLE…will Spin for a PUSH!
- So, wait…the heel corporate bosses told us that from this point on that they’re the heel corporate bosses?
- I want Cena’s recovery…but not his injuries. Hope this isn’t a rush for ratings.
- Santino has better dance moves…I think.
- Paul Heyman is the pot calling the kettle black…each moment his mouth opens.
- Punch, throw to trash can, and pull leg to get him back in camera…this is the PG Backstage Brawl. Brutal, ain’t it?
- We no longer believe in the Shield..Belt dropping time.
- An attempted superkick looks better than Del Rio’s punches.
- Big Show is prepping for another big push…or did his shirt make him look jacked?
- I guess the Rhodes didn’t clear the ring fast enough, Triple H came out pushing to get his camera spot.
- Stephanie, no matter how many times you get it, you can’t sound like Triple H when you’re putting him over…it just doesn’t add to your…what do you have again?
- Jaw wired shut?! So a Hall of Famer took a shot and was back juking and jiving and Michael Cole wanted us to believe that an 80% retired wrestler can’t take a punch?