- Ropes are slippery. Just ask Paige.
- We saw some Divas Catch Wrestling tonight.
- Damien Sandow, I never knew if you wouldn’t be less than the gum on my shoe until tonight.
- Jack Swagger needed some help to find his heart. WWE made a shirt.
- Kofi…the human springboard.
- Fandango enjoyed the match a bit too much to be a faithful dancer.
- Kane, think for yourself. You’re no longer an Authority Figure.
- Roman Reigns is scouting…hide ya heads, that kick is coming!
- The ref had to move the ladder for Cena. He’d run slap into it.
- Daddy and Mommy cheering you on, Orton. How are you a predator when you’re a child?
- Money in the Bank, a Randy Orton RKO is going to happen.
- Superman is back!
- When it’s almost crunch time, throw out signature moves!
- Dean Ambrose said, “To hell with everyone else, I want Seth.”
- Screw that damn hook, I’d just grab the title while hanging from it. Then what?
