I Learned…
- Paul Heyman may not have set foot in Austin, TX, but I know for sure Brock was NOT there via satellite, instant transmission, shunpo, flash steps, galactic beaming, or any other form of transportation.
- Cena Cheer 101: Guy getting cheered + gets beat by heel + Cena running to the rescue = cheers. Idiotic.
- Brock Lesnar’s peak form looks smaller and has chicken legs. Nice peak.
- Daniel Bryan and John Cena will bang both Bellas, win or lose.
- Brad Maddox is the village idiot of RAW.
- Bellas wanna show boobs. They showed nipples already. Click this link for that. http://youtu.be/MwBeWlUAXII?t=1h4m50s
- Alex Riley has NO RIGHT to call anyone a kid. He hasn’t been relevant since Miz was WWE Champion…and a lot of people forgot that reign.
- When the fans were chanting “You can’t wrestle” at Ryback and he did that suplex, I was hoping he said, “Yes I can.”
- Booker T and Teddy Long fighting among each other instead of sticking it to the man. “Vickie, we coming for you nigga!”
- Daniel Bryan has had more matches in 2 months than Cena in his entire title reign.
- Ryback, you hate yourself…you said so.
- Mark Henry & Usos vs The Shield. Watch it.
- Big E Langston wears a Thong-Let. Wait for it.
- Maddox, you’re gonna get railroaded regardless of what train you get on.
- Triple H has taken his shovel away from Daniel Bryan. No burying needed. Cena is going to handle it.