- John Cena’s new kryptonite: ambulance.
- The Great Khali + Microphone DOES NOT = good TV. Keep this in mind.
- Curtis Axel’s victory last week was so irrelevant that for half of this week’s countout, he was off the screen.
- If you’re a Paul Heyman Guy, you walk like him. Watch this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuqWX7Ky-lU
- Booking mentality: If one member of the Shield wins, they all win.
- Curtis Axel is the new Wade Barrett. He’s gonna have a new theme every week.
- I’M THE BEST IN THE WORLD. NO, ME. NO, ME. *goes back and sits on couch in Chicago*
- So, CM Punk’s one lengthy reign takes precedence on Jericho beating Rock and Austin in the same night, 1st Undisputed Champion, record time IC Champ, and 6x World Champion? God, the relevance.
- Not knocking CM Punk, but note the reign AND the amount of times he closed out a show. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.
- Ryback is the devil. He said so himself. Well, devil, you didn’t beat Cena.
- GOD SAVE THE ENTRANCE MUSIC. Between Axel’s newest mix and Wade Barrett, I need somebody to shoot the person who picks em.
- The Great White Vipers are now back together again! Superheroes UNITE!
- Curtis Axel – When in Doubt, Count Em Out.
- There is something about HBK’s beard that keeps telling me that there’s a Superkick in somebody’s future.
- FAAAANNNDAMN IT! They gonna give him the IC belt and he’s gonna dance with it.