- Don’t get yourself disqualified by calling your friend while Teddy Long is working. He will make y’all work until someone gets a clean win.
- Aw shit, Cody hitting the gym…..wait, he’s wearing kneepads. Nevermind.
- “Eff yo finish move, Cody!” – Randy Orton
- Sorry Bellas, y’all not getting over the black ref…he was scoping out Naomi’s rack.
- Feed me ANKLE!
- Wait….a Tug of War…..no comment.
- This crowd ain’t no Jersey, so don’t try the Fandango-ing.
- No short strides tonight, John. We got a badly bruised ankle, but check me out…I can still do my signatures!
- If Ryback doesn’t get over, CM Punk will get called back earlier than normal.
- Big E had a Booker T moment when Ricardo hit him with that bucket. “Tell me, that did not happen.”
- 3MB does not like Justice!
- Drew McIntyre takes advice from Cody Rhodes. When you’re insignificant, get a MUSTACHE!
- Sorry Kofi, if you fought him a month ago, you’d beaten Dolph. Everyone did.
- CENA KICK! Damn, I forgot my foot is hurt!
- Not REST….IN Peace, but REST…..IN…..PEACE. Get it right Roman, or drop the mic!