- Brock Lesnar’s job description: JUST SHOW UP AND LOOK AT THE CAMERA.
- Don’t turn heel. We’ll put you in a room with a bright light, asking why!
- Ziggler is still irrelevant.
- FAAAAAANNNNNDAAAAAAAA-MN IT!
- Three words for Heyman/Lesnar: WIN A MATCH
- African-Americans avoid the IRS like the plague…..or those who make Milions of Dollars.
- By the way…MILLIONS OF DOLLARS…spend it every once in a while to win matches.
- We have Superman and Doomsday. WWE gets a Batman, and it’s all over!
- Wait, we have a Batman. He just shows up each year and increases his win streak.
- CM Punk gonna sit home for a couple of weeks, turn face and hold the WWE title for another 400+ days.
- WE THE PEOPLE.
- And Kofi is the Lower-Mid Card Champion.
- I may lose…but I’m still a monster. Kick rocks, Lesnar.
- WWE, face it, you shoved Cena so hard that Rock even walked away, despite his injuries.
- All this, and it was from RAW highlights.