- Cena got a ‘boring’ chant. April Fools….wait he did.
- Ziggler is now off the chopping block and getting wins by any means necessary…he’ll pull your underwear if you are laying down.
- Then Big E will give you the Big End…
- HBK said ‘ASS.’ Triple H ain’t losing for this.
- CM Punk….that’s dirt…real ashes would’ve had a better effect.
- Requirements for being a tough American: Learn the constitution at 35, get a lisp, grown a beard, get a guy whose beard looks like a yard that’s never been cut, and get a throwback theme from the Age of Empires game.
- Ryback reminded me of the bully who did everything…but touch you. “I DIDN’T TOUCH YOU”
- Team Hell No vs Team “Fuck no” at Wrestlemania
- Before Wrestlemania…I’m gonna talk, then you’re gonna talk..THEN we fight! YOUR TIME IS UP! OUR TIME IS NOW! REGARDLESS IF THEY BOO ME!
- The new Superfriends vs The Shield…who are the real heroes? We need The LEAGUE!
- Having people around Dolph Ziggler his whole career and he STILL can’t do it alone…..for 18 seconds.
- Everyone who has the ‘Once in a Lifetime’ DVD, BURN IT….NOW! It’s gonna happen Sunday.
- The overall picture of Wrestlemania World Heavyweight Championship is a crippled announcer and a fat guy who didn’t know what trimmers were.
- Paul Heyman looked like a walrus with a mustache….sigh…honestly, Paul Bearer’s death is the only thing that made this feud. Otherwise, it would NOT make sense.
- Finally….we threaten the career of a WWE Executive who hasn’t had a match in almost a year. Win or lose, Trips ain’t wrestling after Mania too often. Creative needs to grow a collective brain….a real one!