WWE Royal Rumble 2016 – Authoritative Victories.

Results

  • Charlotte (c) def. Becky Lynch (WWE Divas Championship).
  • Dean Ambrose (c) def. Kevin Owens (WWE Intercontinental Championship).
  • Kalisto def. Alberto del Rio (c) (WWE United States Championship).
  • The New Day (c) def. The Usos (WWE Tag Team Championship).
  • Triple H wins the 2016 Royal Rumble by eliminating Dean Ambrose.

15 Things Learned

  1. Stick to my first thought for booking. It’s usually right.
  2. Ric Flair said he wanted some Becky tonight.
  3. AJ Styles…biggest pop in the building.
  4. Brock Lesnar….you beat Undertaker, but you got stopped by 4 mortals?!
  5. Put the non-wrestler on a wrestling PPV promo. Sure, I’ll buy. For the product, not a redhead in spandex.
  6. Miz, pretty sure in 2002 you were somewhere losing on a reality show or a scripted WWE tryout.
  7. Finally, after over a year, we eliminated Curtis Axel.
  8. Raise your hand if you were waiting on Samoa Joe.
  9. Kofi, new idea on saving yourself next year.
  10. This is not Philly, Roman.
  11. Triple H heard the crowd and was like….https://youtu.be/fnw8DNBInd8?t=7s
  12. WWE needs to quit teasing a WWE title reign for Dean Ambrose.
  13. If you want something done right….https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uz-8EcdJFQ
  14. But somehow, this is best for business.
  15. Sigh, I nearly gave up on this list because I thought WWE would get their act together.