15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 2/9/15

WWE RAW 2/9/15 – aka Vince lives and Writer’s Block

  1. I’m scared of crows.
  2. Whip your beard or hair when wet.
  3. Triple H, Vince lives vicariously through you.
  4. Fake Sting? Because he got paid $500 vs $5000.
  5. Axel’s road to Wrestlemania is like mine…except he wears wrestling trunks.
  6. Wrestlers’ returns are so over-hyped that no one cares when they happen.
  7. Roman is trying to push hard for the bad ass role, but the promos over the last few weeks have destroyed that.
  8. Even Superman ages.
  9. It really is a new day for The New Day.
  10. Seth, your phone was hacked, so I’d smile less now if I were you.
  11. Patiently waiting on NXT to take over again.
  12. Ziggler can sell the wind blowing.
  13. Don’t call a star by his real name.
  14. Tyson/Cesaro, where is my Swiss Kidd finisher?
  15. My dad gets inducted the same night I lose a match? Sure, I’d be happy, but what the crap, WWE?! I just lost a match!
15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 2/9/15
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