15 Things I Learned from WWE Wrestlemania 31

WWE Wrestlemania. No Subtitles, just Redemption

  1. There was a legend of an RKO that was epic. Randy Orton kills this daily.
  2. I blame Hulk Hogan on Larry Poffo’s misspelling.
  3. WWE was on a mission to redeem themselves…then they had the DX vs NWO war where 90% of the people involved had grey hair.
  4. Trips could NOT lose two manias back to back.
  5. Undertaker just destroyed the 1 in Paul Heyman’s promo.
  6. So, a guy from Nebraska who’s gimmick is relevant to Crow gets an Asian entrance.
  7. Pimp slaps are forgiven. Ask Triple H.
  8. We can’t call that a spring board stunner. It’s known as the Modified Attitude.
  9. Russians can fly.
  10. The entire pyro budget was on Lesnar and they STILL screwed it up!
  11. Mid-card belts now mean more than the Heavyweight one.
  12. Roman’s reign over winning ends.
  13. America got a stock entrance!
  14. Sheamus returns and will kick either the IC or US champ tomorrow. Wait on it.
  15. The dominance known as Ronda Rousey is over 9000!

 

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