15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 3/11/13

  1. Fandango, Tensai got it right. Did you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD8SoiWb-Uc
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jd-lEFaC9c  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L9kyBoUunk
  3. @KaseyMFP and I got a running joke with CM Punk. He’s the guy who will tell you, “I’ll kick your ass because I’m the best in the world….so we can fight…just not now. Maybe next week.” Dude acting like he got a secretary.
  4. Wait, he does have one….he’s busy playing the ho to his original pimp, Brock Lesnar.
  5. I find that Tensai got his name and gimmick shortened. He was Lord Tensai. I remember when he was Albert. Before that, he was Prince Albert.
  6. BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD….just because it took 3 people to powerbomb Big Show? Shield gets broken.
  7. BPDB – Black Pilsbury Doughboy aka Big E.
  8. Ziggler won a match…sigh Spring is finally coming!
  9. Mark Henry gotta squash to get over….what is this 2002?
  10. Are we really meant to believe that Rock caused Cena’s career to go into a tailspin even though he beat Lesnar clean a month after, mainevented multiple PPV’S while the WWE CHAMPION was playing second fiddle to him and won SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR 2012!
  11.  Bigshow is a face now……tune in 3 weeks from now for heel turn #28. Bigshow can turn whenever he wants….courtesy of the iron clad contract.
  12. Team Whitesnake is looking strong…..in other news Zeb Colter was spotted stealing a car at a Taco Bell
  13. IC title> WWE title…….source Brad Maddox
  14. Dolph Ziggler takes care of AJ’s pussy for 18 seconds a day……..the other 23 hours 59 minutes and 42 seconds is taken care of by Big E.
  15. So who caused the ratings drop: Hall of Pain or FEED ME MORE?