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15 Things Learned from WWE RAW – 6/20/16

15 Things Learned from WWE RAW – 6/20/16

WWE RAW 6/20/16 – Lunatic

  1. Never forget you’re the champion.
  2. Look out for yourself, regardless how many PPVs you lose.
  3. Wyatts….New Day. Where’s the damn paradigm?!
  4. Sami vs Kevin…..what’s the win/loss again?
  5. So, the Vauldevillians got the TV treatment. Now they’re just random white guys with beards.
  6. Becky Lynch, no one likes you.
  7. John Cena, this is Nexus improved. You know the drill.
  8. Dolph Ziggler, best of luck with that comedy.
  9. There’s only ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE DIVAS WITHOUT SASHA.
  10. Paige, the ring is your scuffle area. Nowhere else!
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  12. Michael Cole, enough of the botches!
  13. Kevin Owens wants his frog splash back!
  14. Congrats, Dean. I’ll take my 3 hours back now.
  15. S.A.W.F.T SAWFT!!!!

15 Things Learned from WWE RAW – 1/4/16

15 Things Learned from WWE RAW – 1/4/16

WWE RAW 1/4/16 – New Year, Same Product

  1. Stephanie’s relevance isn’t relevant.
  2. 2001?! We got a Jericho promo and The Dudleys?!
  3. The old JOB Squad wants a word.
  4. If the ref gets knocked out, then that means there is no ref. Why we looking?!
  5. Ric Flair’s winning the title at the Royal Rumble.
  6. Future Endeavored is a concept. Avoid it at all costs!
  7. Becky’s learning!
  8. Apparently, Dolph ticked one too many people off.
  9. Ryback vs Big Show. Ratings.
  10. We found Axel!
  11. No one mention Del Rio’s haircut.
  12. No Cena tonight?
  13. The push is to talk about not being pushed.
  14. The CEO is more jacked than some of the wrestlers.
  15. The Hulk Hogan mantra lives on, brother! Vince, are you taking those vitamins?

Results

  • Kevin Owens def. Neville via Pinfall.
  • Titus O’Neil def. Stardust via Pinfall.
  • Becky Lynch def. Charlotte via Pinfall.
  • Ryback def. Big show via DQ.
  • Rusev & Alberto Del Rio def. The Usos via Pinfall.
  • Heath Slater def. Dolph Ziggler via Pinfall.
  • The New Day def. Kalisto & The Dudley Boyz via Pinfall.
  • Roman Reigns def. Sheamus via Pinfall (WWE World Heavyweight Championship match).

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 6/15/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 6/15/15

WWE RAW 6/15/15

Subtitle: Suplex City is Now Accepting New Occupants

  1. You may been handpicked, but you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time.
  2. Discretion is the best form of valor…or the fact that Seth Rollins crapped his pants.
  3. Destruction!
  4. There is ABSOLUTELY no way that Seth Rollins can come out of this without being suplexed to Hell.
  5. I would say that Owens needs to power-bomb Justin Bieber next, but Seth’s time is coming.
  6. J&J Security for Tag Team Champions!
  7. Owens drops NXT title, Cena drops US Title, Cena gets back into World Title picture. Wait for it.
  8. Miz is like the unimportant/important screw in this project.
  9. Bray, all you had to do was pull down the case.
  10. Paige is too outnumbered.
  11. Mention Stephanie’s name and everyone scatters.
  12. Money in the Bank and King of the Ring hold no relevance.
  13. It’s still a Texas Cloverleaf to me.
  14. Do too much too soon in WWE and you’ll start picking fights.
  15. Pressure? No pressure at all. Just a ticket to Suplex City. Get on the train!

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 5/18/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 5/18/15

WWE RAW 5/18/15

All for One and One for Seth

  1. What to do? Ban unevenly from ringside. That’s fair.
  2. Sheamus keeps kissing ass…and it just didn’t work this time.
  3. So, Bo Dallas is not relevant, even when attacking a guy who debut like 3 weeks ago.
  4. Drinking on the job is good for Dean Ambrose.
  5. Finally, Titus and Darren got real TV time!
  6. Prove a point by going after the biggest dog.
  7. Kane is the real architect.
  8. So, threaten to hit someone with a steel chair through cinder blocks…which wouldn’t break anyway and you get a title shot.
  9. We don’t speak Bulgarian or Russian.
  10. Be careful. Remember AJ, Ziggler.
  11. What doghouse is Stardust in?!
  12. Paige wants her house back.
  13. Seth Rollins’s Create-A-Wrestler finisher has been modified to, “The Pedigree.”
  14. It isn’t a New Day.
  15. Sometimes it’s all worth it in the end.

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 6/2/14

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 6/2/14
  1. Believe in Triple H’s shovel…there’s a burial somewhere near it.
  2. Stephanie can’t rag John Cena like she does Daniel Bryan. She knows that he’s the money maker.
  3. Batista…your ‘dominant return’ was an empty promise. That’s not Hunter’s fault.
  4. Sin Cara is not your partner of choice, Goldust.
  5. Batista, you have been replaced.
  6. Seth Rollins gonna come out suited and booted next week!
  7. Sandow, you are now Santino.
  8. Kofi needs to start Bo-Lieving for victories.
  9. Stephanie, you also showed true colors at WWE Payback….except it made your outfit darker.
  10. Nikki, you’re taking all of Brie’s punishment.
  11. Ziggler needs to Bo-Lieve also. He can’t catch a break.
  12. Seth wants to evolve.
  13. Stephanie is self-aware.
  14. If Triple H says, “Evolution is your solution,” run for the hills!
  15. Half-bald midget may not be worse than a full bald midget.