WWE RAW 6/20/16 – Lunatic
- Never forget you’re the champion.
- Look out for yourself, regardless how many PPVs you lose.
- Wyatts….New Day. Where’s the damn paradigm?!
- Sami vs Kevin…..what’s the win/loss again?
- So, the Vauldevillians got the TV treatment. Now they’re just random white guys with beards.
- Becky Lynch, no one likes you.
- John Cena, this is Nexus improved. You know the drill.
- Dolph Ziggler, best of luck with that comedy.
- There’s only ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE DIVAS WITHOUT SASHA.
- Paige, the ring is your scuffle area. Nowhere else!
- WWE, top this promo! Click here
- Michael Cole, enough of the botches!
- Kevin Owens wants his frog splash back!
- Congrats, Dean. I’ll take my 3 hours back now.
- S.A.W.F.T SAWFT!!!!
WWE RAW 1/4/16 – New Year, Same Product
- Stephanie’s relevance isn’t relevant.
- 2001?! We got a Jericho promo and The Dudleys?!
- The old JOB Squad wants a word.
- If the ref gets knocked out, then that means there is no ref. Why we looking?!
- Ric Flair’s winning the title at the Royal Rumble.
- Future Endeavored is a concept. Avoid it at all costs!
- Becky’s learning!
- Apparently, Dolph ticked one too many people off.
- Ryback vs Big Show. Ratings.
- We found Axel!
- No one mention Del Rio’s haircut.
- No Cena tonight?
- The push is to talk about not being pushed.
- The CEO is more jacked than some of the wrestlers.
- The Hulk Hogan mantra lives on, brother! Vince, are you taking those vitamins?
Results
- Kevin Owens def. Neville via Pinfall.
- Titus O’Neil def. Stardust via Pinfall.
- Becky Lynch def. Charlotte via Pinfall.
- Ryback def. Big show via DQ.
- Rusev & Alberto Del Rio def. The Usos via Pinfall.
- Heath Slater def. Dolph Ziggler via Pinfall.
- The New Day def. Kalisto & The Dudley Boyz via Pinfall.
- Roman Reigns def. Sheamus via Pinfall (WWE World Heavyweight Championship match).
WWE RAW 6/15/15
Subtitle: Suplex City is Now Accepting New Occupants
- You may been handpicked, but you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time.
- Discretion is the best form of valor…or the fact that Seth Rollins crapped his pants.
- Destruction!
- There is ABSOLUTELY no way that Seth Rollins can come out of this without being suplexed to Hell.
- I would say that Owens needs to power-bomb Justin Bieber next, but Seth’s time is coming.
- J&J Security for Tag Team Champions!
- Owens drops NXT title, Cena drops US Title, Cena gets back into World Title picture. Wait for it.
- Miz is like the unimportant/important screw in this project.
- Bray, all you had to do was pull down the case.
- Paige is too outnumbered.
- Mention Stephanie’s name and everyone scatters.
- Money in the Bank and King of the Ring hold no relevance.
- It’s still a Texas Cloverleaf to me.
- Do too much too soon in WWE and you’ll start picking fights.
- Pressure? No pressure at all. Just a ticket to Suplex City. Get on the train!
WWE RAW 5/18/15
All for One and One for Seth
- What to do? Ban unevenly from ringside. That’s fair.
- Sheamus keeps kissing ass…and it just didn’t work this time.
- So, Bo Dallas is not relevant, even when attacking a guy who debut like 3 weeks ago.
- Drinking on the job is good for Dean Ambrose.
- Finally, Titus and Darren got real TV time!
- Prove a point by going after the biggest dog.
- Kane is the real architect.
- So, threaten to hit someone with a steel chair through cinder blocks…which wouldn’t break anyway and you get a title shot.
- We don’t speak Bulgarian or Russian.
- Be careful. Remember AJ, Ziggler.
- What doghouse is Stardust in?!
- Paige wants her house back.
- Seth Rollins’s Create-A-Wrestler finisher has been modified to, “The Pedigree.”
- It isn’t a New Day.
- Sometimes it’s all worth it in the end.
- Believe in Triple H’s shovel…there’s a burial somewhere near it.
- Stephanie can’t rag John Cena like she does Daniel Bryan. She knows that he’s the money maker.
- Batista…your ‘dominant return’ was an empty promise. That’s not Hunter’s fault.
- Sin Cara is not your partner of choice, Goldust.
- Batista, you have been replaced.
- Seth Rollins gonna come out suited and booted next week!
- Sandow, you are now Santino.
- Kofi needs to start Bo-Lieving for victories.
- Stephanie, you also showed true colors at WWE Payback….except it made your outfit darker.
- Nikki, you’re taking all of Brie’s punishment.
- Ziggler needs to Bo-Lieve also. He can’t catch a break.
- Seth wants to evolve.
- Stephanie is self-aware.
- If Triple H says, “Evolution is your solution,” run for the hills!
- Half-bald midget may not be worse than a full bald midget.
