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15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 12/8/14

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 12/8/14

WWE RAW – The Slammys aka Scripted Polls

  1. Titus tried to get play and failed.
  2. Seth Green, Ryback eats chicken bigger than you.
  3. I was so wrapped in the Slammys that I forgot that this was the go-home for WWE TLCs…then I saw the end matches.
  4. TLCs was marketed by the WWE RAW Superstars. No other promotion required.
  5. Dean Ambrose Moving Crew is a 1-man crew and open for business!
  6. WWE is starting to take notes…from the SparkNotes version of the @wwecreative_ish Twitter stream.
  7. Adam Rose and The Miz have a common issue: The comic relief makes them look comedic.
  8. Smoke out of an ambulance? They were in the hospital the Joker blew up.
  9. King needs to be careful. He could be @CM Punk‘s opponent in the octagon.
  10. FAANNNNDAAAAAA-GO get relevant. Even Jericho is hating the job he did for you at WM.
  11. One of these days, Dolph Ziggler is going to hurt himself…wait…I mean hurt himself badly…wait, nevermind.
  12. The New Day proves that if WWE wants you to dance, then you shall dance.
  13. Sting shocks with one move….and it takes others 8599253732909754339237 moves to even hear more than a pin drop.
  14. Please someone feed Ryback!!!
  15. I was waiting for Charlotte to do a low blow during her match, lol. WOOOO!!!!

Now, let’s get that PPV prediction track record back up!!!!

 

WWE Survivor Series 2014 Predictions

WWE Survivor Series 2014 Predictions

Survivor Series is Free, but I Spared No Expense

WWE Survivor Series is coming on Sunday, November 23 and so far, LosEvolution.com’s predictions have been money…or close to money.

 

 

Final Card (winners are bolded)

No. Matches Stipulations
1P Fandango (with Rosa Mendes) vs. TBA Singles match[10]
2 Team Cena (John Cena, Dolph Ziggler, Big Show, Erick Rowan and Ryback) vs. Team Authority(Seth Rollins, Kane, Mark Henry, Rusev and Luke Harper) Traditional Survivor Series elimination tag team match; if Team Authority loses, they will no longer be in power. If Team Cena loses, all team members will be fired from WWE.
3 AJ Lee (c) vs. Nikki Bella Singles match for the WWE Divas Championship
4 Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt Singles match
5 Gold and Stardust (c) vs. The Usos (Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso) vs. Los Matadores (Diego and Fernando) vs. The Miz and Damien Mizdow Fatal 4-Way tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship
6 Alicia Fox, Emma, Naomi and Natalya vs. Paige, Cameron, Layla and Summer Rae Divas Traditional Survivor Series elimination tag team match

Team Cena losing is next to impossible, especially witht he stipulation. Unless the writers have some long story concept to rehire EVERYONE, then this match will end with Cena’s team on top. I would love to see an interesting case where Cena gets pinned first instead of him winning it for the team.

Nikki isn’t ready for the title, especially since we allowed a cosplay loss, so that’s out of the picture.

Gold & Stardust retaining is sensible to me. Miz and Mizdow imploding is coming, especially with the traction that Sandow is getting. Expect crazy spots, a lot of flying bodies, and a stunt double acting out of character.

Bray vs Ambrose needs to continue, so it was a tossup to give to either. I decided Wyatt since it’s his first PPV back in a while.

Divas match was another toss, it could go either way. So, here’s my predictions. What’s yours?

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 9/15/14

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 9/15/14
  1. Florida is a foreign country.
  2. Been a minute since I saw that belt. Forgot what it looked like.
  3. Memento to D’Lo Brown. Sky High is alive.
  4. Cameron needs more than NXT. She needs the Wrestling for Dummies book.
  5. Plug the podcast right or Stone Cold will stun the team.
  6. Cena tried to get Brock back for the busted lip.
  7. Green, Yellow, Black, Red. Too many colors.
  8. Lesnar has more suplexes.
  9. We have full blown Cena chants?! Thanks, Paul Heyman.
  10. R-Ziggler?!
  11. Half-time?! Season premier?! WWE, make up your mind!
  12. So, we KNOW that part of the production crew was watching the game.
  13. There’s a lot of skipping in this show.
  14. If ya smell what $9.99 Rock is cookin? It’s legendary.
  15. Cena speaks Khali. Khali speaks Cena. Superman like Giant.

 

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 8/4/14 but NOT ON THE WWE NETWORK

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 8/4/14 but NOT ON THE WWE NETWORK
  1. Fingers to the throat is very effective. Ask Bray
  2. Brie reminding Stephanie that Orange is the New Black.
  3. Brock Lesnar will never mention Extreme Rules 2012, no matter how much profanity he wants to use.
  4. I want to be in Heath Slater’s band! We need one more person to make it 3 again.
  5. Dean Ambrose is going after Chris Jericho’s, “King of the Trolls,” title.
  6. Piece of trash, Brie? Lesnar lifted the profanity ban, honey. Go with it!
  7. Beyonce could’ve borrowed some plugs from tonight’s show. This way, her shows don’t kill arenas like the Superdome.
  8. JBL is worse than the Sham-wow guy!
  9. RVD got paid just to stand in the ring. He should’ve joined the band.
  10. Bo Dallas bo-lieved again.
  11. Triple H raising Stephanie’s hand like, “This is how I get my money.”
  12. So, the “viper” is back. He never left?
  13. Kane wants his suit back.
  14. Cosmic Key is NOT RYBAXEL!!
  15. WWE is crazy about this network that they didn’t realize Slater and Ziggler won matches tonight.

So, what do you think about the WWE NETWORK!!!!

 

 

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 7/28/14

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 7/28/14
  1. Jericho missed his name calling that he did in the past on Stephanie.
  2. John Cena…wrestling circles?! All things can happen in 2014.
  3. You guys, this is not an underdog fight for Cena, he beat Lesnar before.
  4. The African American JOB Squad. Old school fans will get this reference.
  5. Jericho is right on the WWE Network reference; however, it will be a while before last week’s show is on the WWE Network.
  6. Careful, Fandango…Summer Rae and Layla getting mileage. They’re smooching everyone!
  7. R-Truth Bo-lieved in Little Jimmy.
  8. The Did You Know segments are known as Get That NETWORK!!!!
  9. Mathematicians are not that strange, unless you’re Stardust!
  10. Cameron, the school of wrestling….go there.
  11. Orton hears more voices now.
  12. Seth Rollins…the only guy who wears full body spandex in real life.
  13. Stephanie went to acting school, but it still doesn’t constitute for the tears.
  14. Bella’s back, but that whole Brie pregnant thing…yeah, that’s not the case.
  15. The word, ‘bitch’, is getting tossed around more than TNA.

Oh yeah, get the WWE Network!