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WWE Fastlane 2016 Predictions

WWE Fastlane 2016 Predictions

WWE Fastlane 2016 – The Long Road to a Short Mania

WWE Fastlane goes down on Sunday, February 21st, starting at 8 p.m. ET on pay-per-view and the WWE Network. The hour-long Kickoff Show begins at 7 p.m. ET on the WWE network, YouTube and Facebook and features a 2-out-of-3 falls match for the United States Championship.

  • Alberto Del Rio vs Kalisto (c) – U.S. Championship 2-out-of-3 falls
    Kalisto
  • AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho
    AJ Styles
  • The Wyatt Family vs Ryback, Big Show, and Kane
    The Wyatt Family
  • Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks vs Naomi & Tamina
    Naomi & Tamina
  • Kevin Owens (c) vs Dolph Ziggler – IC Championship
    Kevin Owens
  • Charlotte (c) vs Brie Bella – Divas Championship
    Charlotte
  • Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar vs Dean Ambrose
    Dean Ambrose

This is a steep booking as I’m trying to set up a somewhat mediocre card for Wrestlemania. Dean Ambrose losing the IC title puts him as my forerunner to win this match, even though the brass will definitely push Reigns. Wishful thinking on my part. So many injured breeds a weak card.

Here goes for ‘Mania.

  • AJ vs Chris Jericho
  • Kalisto vs Sin Cara
  • Charlotte vs Sasha vs Becky
  • Undertaker vs Cena (hoping for a comeback)
  • The New Day vs Enzo and Cass vs The Dudley Boyz
  • Roman vs Brock II
  • Dean vs Triple H

15 Things I Learned from WWE FastLane

15 Things I Learned from WWE FastLane

WWE FastLane 2/22/15, aka Superman Returns

  1. Hide your nuts from Russians.
  2. All the divas from NXT were laughing at the atrocity that was Paige vs Nikki.
  3. Stardust found out that the cosmic key requires one person.
  4. When you’re a ref, do NOT hestittae when counting pinfalls.
  5. JBL has random knowledge in his head that he spits out. This is called, ‘Color Commentating’.
  6. Jon Stewart can cut a better promo than 50% of the WWE roster.
  7. Cesaro/Tyson Kidd….Swiss Kidd or the Cesaro Kidd?
  8. Sledgehammers get beat by baseball bats.
  9. Sting made money tonight by not saying a word.
  10. Bray Wyatt wants to become a deadman.
  11. Wade Barrett has a warrant in Memphis. That’s why he ran.
  12. #RKOOuttaNowhere
  13. Naomi in The Usos entrance makes it flaming hot.
  14. Who really thought they’d see this guy tonight?
  15. So, what was the purpose of removing Roman out of the event to just throw him back in it?

WWE FastLane Predictions

WWE FastLane Predictions

WWE FastLane to Wrestlemania!

The one thing about WCW Pay Per Views….they had epic names! Just look them up!!!

Anyway, the LosEvolution.com predictions are slating to the simple fact that Wrestlemania is worse built than a wooden shack!

#1 Contender’s Match
Daniel Bryan vs. Roman Reigns
Disqualification

WWE United States Title Match
John Cena vs. Rusev
Disqualification

WWE Intercontinental Title Match
Dean Ambrose vs. Bad News Barrett
Ambrose with his first reign.

WWE Tag Team Title Match
Cesaro and Tyson Kidd vs. The Usos
Usos retaining over the Swiss Kidd

WWE Divas Title Match
Paige vs. Nikki Bella
Paige pulls off the win.

Stardust vs. Goldust
Stardust writes off his brother.

Seth Rollins, Kane and Big Show vs. Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan and Ryback
This is the 100201 time that this has happened, so I don’t see any other outcome than Rollins and crew in a 5 on 3 scenario.

Sting and Triple H meet face-to-face in the ring

Kickoff Pre-show
MizTV with Paul Heyman

 

Two DQ finishes for Cena/Rusev and Bryan/Reigns. Sadly, WWE has booked themselves in a corner, where no one is happy with a loss. So, piss em all off with DQ finishes.

The other predictions are up in the air, so do not be surprised if they are all wrong…or if they are all right. All of them have been in throwaway matches with each other for the past several months, so here goes the afterthought Pay Per View.