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15 Things I Learned from WWE Smackdown – 5/7/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE Smackdown – 5/7/15

WWE Smackdown 5/7/15

One for the Good Guys

  1. Barrett, you’re right. The King is not your equal.
  2. Heel turn means hit harder and have a mohawk.
  3. Like seriously?! New Day winning.
  4. 2 out of 3? Bray, hope you’re watching the reunion.
  5. NXT is taking over RAW AND Smackdown!
  6. Dolph continues to channel his inner HBK.
  7. Emma still hasn’t recovered from being fired and rehired.
  8. Tamina, you still haven’t had an impact.
  9. Seth, Kane handed you the briefcase. Do NOT forget.
  10. Lana, everything angers Rusev.
  11. Lana, the only recent WWE Diva whose movie will see the theaters.
  12. Dean read the spoilers.
  13. The delay for Daniel Bryan is obvious.
  14. El Torito’s singles run is coming!
  15. And the botch free Sin Cara is now done…or was that Kalisto?

15 Things I Learned from WWE Smackdown – 3/5/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE Smackdown – 3/5/15

WWE Smackdown 3/5/15 – Still Slow Burnin’

  1. ALWAYS get your rematch…or you will become Christian aka ‘One More Match.’
  2. I wonder if the Swiss Kidd will get shredded after that Twitter hack.
  3. The Authority runs in matches more than the Beat Down Clan from TNA.
  4. Wait, the Bellas are a standard? They must not have been watching NXT lately.
  5. This Axelmania thing is getting out of hand.
  6. Everyone is a certified joke during this IC title clusterf*ck.
  7. Next week, I’m going to steal the IC title. This way I’ll be in the match.
  8. New Day has momentum to finally be New?
  9. Randy Orton needs to give his shoot promo again on all the champions.
  10. Bray has found the URN!!!
  11. Thievery is an art!
  12. Roman Reigns had to take a day to digest what Paul Heyman said.
  13. Jack Swagger – 0, Accolade – 2093
  14. Gimmick infringement is real, brother. Lawsuit pending.
  15. Three weeks left…watch more turns than a spinning car.

15 Things I Learned from WWE Smackdown – 2/5/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE Smackdown – 2/5/15

WWE Smackdown 2/5/15 – WWE RAW’s Repeat

  1. Lose Monday, lose Tuesday. Oops, meant Thursday.
  2. So, do J&J equal two people or one?
  3. Seth Rollins is a babysitter, not a boss.
  4. Ziggler is Little Big Ziggy and Ryback is The Big Guy.
  5. Speak of the Deadman and he shall appear.
  6. I thought that a casket match ends a feud.
  7. Crazy doesn’t care about what type of news you have.
  8. Someday, a rose will drop its dud.
  9. MizTV got Reign-ed on, but we still are not convinced.
  10. Why isn’t Rowan getting the victories?
  11. Ladies and gentlemen, my client doesn’t do taped TV.
  12. Either double duty, boring rivalry, or a handicap match. Daniel Bryan is more used than a used car.
  13. Fandango gets a match on Smackdown, while we don’t get the Swiss Kid tag team?!
  14. Sin Cara’s nudge is now over.
  15. Axel-Mania? Don’t be surprised if he misses even the preshow booking.

15 Things I Learned from WWE Smackdown – 1/15/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE Smackdown – 1/15/15

WWE Smackdown 1/15/15 aka Daniel Bryan’s Movement Resumes

  1. Paul Heyman can talk his way out of Hell.
  2. Back to the basics, Daniel Bryan pulling double duty.
  3. 100 bucks says Reigns eliminates the Big Show.
  4. Dean Ambrose is disruptive, period. Forget class.
  5. Naomi proves her abilities nightly, but doesn’t have a title?
  6. Royal Rumble entrant advertising is addicting.
  7. Paige is proving to be more competent than Tyson at ringside.
  8. Sin Cara, you gotta make more people smile. You’re so close to the IC title.
  9. All things come to pass, even the Authority…again.
  10. Paul Heyman better watch himself, he’ll talk his way into the Beast’s path.
  11. Brock Lesnar’s double RAW appearance was costly enough. NO WAY he’s going to be on Smackdown!
  12. Daniel Bryan out the Rumble would go back to the original plan: Roman Reigns winning.
  13. Where is a RKO when you need one?!
  14. J&J Security can be fired and the cash paid for their main event non-wrestling spots can be used to hire…well, anyone better.
  15. New night, new theme, new pyro, but no New Day?! Guess we weren’t so high on the dancing and singing.

15 Things I Learned from WWE Smackdown – 1/9/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE Smackdown – 1/9/15

WWE Smackdown 1/9/15 – The Friday Signoff

  1. Bell salute?! No.
  2. Roses don’t like the new day.
  3. Roman’s writer was watching cartoons before writing those promos.
  4. Bad News Barrett botched his match. He wasn’t supposed to lose.
  5. Ascension still hasn’t ascended.
  6. The Shield 66 and 2/3s!!!
  7. So, what are the 3 ‘fired’ wrestlers doing now?
  8. Oh, Seth, you are far from done with Ambrose!
  9. Seth Rollins is 3 people.
  10. The Authority utilized all the budget, so they couldn’t attend Smackdown.
  11. If Seth’s music glitches in the intro, will he stay behind the curtain waiting for the beat drop?
  12. Bray, you were staring into the abyss of lunacy fighting Ambrose.
  13. So, since Sandow gets cheered, does that makes him a good or bad stunt double?
  14. See you Thursdays! Don’t blow it, WWE. My Scandal fans will have Olivia Pope fix the show.
  15. Big Show, we’re not doing the comparison. You’ve been knocked out one too many times by the Superman Punch.