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15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 4/13/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 4/13/15

WWE RAW 4/13/15 – London Bridge is Not Falling Down

  1. Superman wants to stun the crowd.
  2. What is the difference between an American and Russian chain? Temperature.
  3. Tough Enough without Austin is not an announcement.
  4. Rosa is so mediocre that someone turned face during her airtime.
  5. So, the Director of Operations answers to the WWE Champion.
  6. Kane is now Kevin Nash.
  7. Wins and losses do not count, but that was far from a heel promo.
  8. Nikki needs wins.
  9. I still cannot get over the fact that I can match up with champion.
  10. We need The Rock back, just to own Big Show again.
  11. Suplex City! Suplex City!
  12. Big Show vs Roman Reigns, match 1000000.
  13. Take away one move? Wow, how creative.
  14. The Authority breaks into the cage. Wait for it.
  15. There’s a punt waiting for Seth.

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 3/16/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 3/16/15

WWE RAW 3/16/15 – Convince me, WWE!!!

  1. When the lights go out and there’s crows making noise, run.
  2. A viper and a scorpion make great pets.
  3. Raise your hand if you thought Randy Orton was really with the Authority.
  4. Noble’s secret weapon is that he’s truly as tall as the Big Show.
  5. All you have to do, Superman, is run down Russia. Hell, pull the damn flag down.
  6. Tag team titles are so insignificant, that the belts will go to El Torito and then they will be deactivated.
  7. I’m still not convinced, people. Brock Lesnar loses to Roman Reigns?!
  8. Brock Lesnar will activate defense mode and sit up from 3 spears.
  9. How do you make a giant dominant? You don’t. HE’S A FLIPPIN GIANT!!!
  10. I can. I will. I can. I will. What is this, the little spear engine who could?
  11. Ladies and gentlemen, give Heyman a different microphone because the WWE microphone melts from such greatness!
  12. Why are we talking about floaties when there’s the 2nd most important title in WWE in the ring?!
  13. So, this was Seth’s trap?! The ‘Oooh, piece of candy’ from Family Guy was better.
  14. Steel chairs are heavy. I’d perfer a kendo stick or bat.
  15. Next week, Sting ziplines from the raptors!!!

 

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 2/9/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 2/9/15

WWE RAW 2/9/15 – aka Vince lives and Writer’s Block

  1. I’m scared of crows.
  2. Whip your beard or hair when wet.
  3. Triple H, Vince lives vicariously through you.
  4. Fake Sting? Because he got paid $500 vs $5000.
  5. Axel’s road to Wrestlemania is like mine…except he wears wrestling trunks.
  6. Wrestlers’ returns are so over-hyped that no one cares when they happen.
  7. Roman is trying to push hard for the bad ass role, but the promos over the last few weeks have destroyed that.
  8. Even Superman ages.
  9. It really is a new day for The New Day.
  10. Seth, your phone was hacked, so I’d smile less now if I were you.
  11. Patiently waiting on NXT to take over again.
  12. Ziggler can sell the wind blowing.
  13. Don’t call a star by his real name.
  14. Tyson/Cesaro, where is my Swiss Kidd finisher?
  15. My dad gets inducted the same night I lose a match? Sure, I’d be happy, but what the crap, WWE?! I just lost a match!

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 2/2/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 2/2/15

WWE RAW 2/2/15 aka Damage Control

  1. WWE, take notes. This is how you make an announcement.
  2. Of course, the Authority will not have a problem with the Authority.
  3. Roman Reigns, this is what happens when you’re not Daniel Bryan.
  4. Seth is still overstepping his boundaries.
  5. Damage control. The fans were going to riot!
  6. Curtis Axel was finally eliminated.
  7. Someone should’ve thrown a firecracker at the Wrestlemania 32 sign for Axel.
  8. Superman got a shiner.
  9. Did Mizdow get demoted for being good?
  10. Bray is seeking out the Deadman.
  11. I still haven’t confirmed that the US Title is up for grabs.
  12. Cody Rhodes is coming back.
  13. Careful, Hunter, you don’t want to mess with The Rock.
  14. Commercial break was put in by accident.
  15. J&J Security is really trying to prove their salaries.

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 1/12/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 1/12/15

WWE RAW  – 1/12/15 aka The Seth Rollins Show

  1. Lumberjacks are not relevant, unless they help you win.
  2. Dean Ambrose…clean bill of mental health?!
  3. Ziggler and the crew had to be laid off to pay Lesnar for his two sightings.
  4. Real A+ player stays on top? Well, why do people have multiple title reigns?
  5. Roman Reigns is making the Ultimate Warrior sound sensible in his promos.
  6. OOOOHHH Yeah!!!
  7. Seth, Paul just said he helped with your plan, so you didn’t do it solo.
  8. John plans to turn Superman 3000.
  9. Clean bill of health does not equal Lunatic Fringe.
  10. Alicia Fox won a bet on Total Divas Season 4. Wait for it to air.
  11. Brock is truly the past and present, Seth. He was here a decade ago.
  12. Seth was on the nice list, got a 4 leaf clover, and the whole 9 yards.
  13. Curb stomp Superman and the highest paid star = loss at Royal Rumble.
  14. Once again, J&J Security got close to the title.
  15. Daniel Bryan knows we would love a repeat…just no injuries.