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15 Things Learned from WWE RAW 7/20/15 and Results

15 Things Learned from WWE RAW 7/20/15 and Results

WWE RAW – Grim Reaper, Beasts, and Supermen.

  1. Get ready for the return of Super Cena.
  2. Grim Reaper? Get him a scythe!
  3. Keep out the beast! That was the motto.
  4. If we could’ve had everyone beaten up and knocked out with Lesnar/Taker duking it out, it would’ve been a classic.
  5. Heyman=Gold.
  6. We all know Rollins is sorry as champion, but he still got the fans to boo Cena.
  7. So, anyone but Roman could’ve got the Wyatt push?!
  8. Missed Lesnar/Rollins? Watch Big Show/Miz. It’s just less crowd noise.
  9. So, Taker shaved that body hair from last night.
  10. Sorry, no one believed that Brie could outwrestle Charlotte.
  11. People who use the Spear…take notes.
  12. That’s half the locker room. Some must’ve protested for TV time.
  13. Two Divas matches?! Christmas IS in July.
  14. Randy Orton should’ve done Rusev’s taunt before that RKO.
  15. I’m so surprised that Seth didn’t say he beat Lesnar.

 

Results

  • Charlotte def. Brie Bella.
  • Los Matadores def. The Prime Time Players.
  • Big Show def. The Miz.
  • Roman Reigns def. Luke Harper via Disqualification.
  • Naomi & Sasha Banks def. Paige & Becky Lynch.
  • Randy Orton, Cesaro, & John Cena def. Sheamus, Kevin Owens, and Rusev.

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 4/20/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 4/20/15

WWE RAW 4/20/15 – There is an RKO for Everyone

  1. There is an RKO for everyone.
  2. Seth, Triple H is losing faith. It’s just one guy.
  3. Kane wants more power.
  4. If I hear a Que barking off guard out of nowhere, it’d scare me too.
  5. Guardian of the Gate? This is not Destiny.
  6. More DQs and dirty finishes…Dusty Rhodes back booking?
  7. The monster is not dead….he just has on a suit.
  8. Authority swerve during the Pay Per View
  9. Cold steel? Of course. It’s from Russia.
  10. I bo-lieve that Big Show vs Roman Reigns will have Big Show cheered.
  11. Where dat Stunner?
  12. If Stone Cold isn’t hosting Tough Enough, it will NOT be tough!
  13. J&J security need to stand on shoulders to make eye contact with Kane.
  14. No Stephanie burying superstars?!
  15. New Day heel?

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 2/23/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 2/23/15

WWE RAW 2/23/15, aka Vipers Don’t Make Good Pets

  1. You can actually go half-naked to a professional summit.
  2. Being passed out and not tapping out equals giving up in Russia.
  3. Vipers don’t play nice.
  4. Nashville had Beyonce hidden in the arena somewhere.
  5. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Curtis Axel. Curtis Axel who? Exactly.
  6. Axel said don’t change the channel. I would’ve if WCW was on the air.
  7. The budget behind Sting’s videos was less than the amount if Sting actually showed up.
  8. The Ascension could not ascend to Million-dollar status.
  9. Bray is going after an old man who will have to dye his hair when he returns.
  10. Whose balls bigger? Russian monster or American Superman?
  11. Emma is still suffering from shoplifting syndrome.
  12. We end a wrestling show by looking at 3 non-wrestling mofos.
  13. #RKOOuttaNowhere
  14. Triple H knows that a viper cannot be controlled.
  15. Believe in the Yes Movement.

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 10/27/14

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 10/27/14

WWE RAW 10/27/14 – Blabbing about the Future

  1. Ryback is hungry again.
  2. Stephanie, I want my $9.99 back since we won’t see Lesnar next month either.
  3. Seth Rollins is the little boy who takes credit for everything his friends do.
  4. Don’t tag Mark Henry.
  5. Kane is the permanent outside interference of The Authority.
  6. The Authority always wins? What happened when the Shield faced Evolution?
  7. Paige likes no one. AJ likes no one…wonder if they like each other.
  8. Bray, you’ve heard the rules of the jungle. Run.
  9. Sandow makes the Miz tolerable.
  10. Randy Orton is going to prove the pop culture references true
  11. The brawl at the end was for everyone who is NOT going to be on Team Cena.
  12. We need the Chicago crowd to really have anti-Cena chants.
  13. So, according to Stephanie, a 15-time WWE champion will not be remembered. Wow, so did we forget Triple H already?
  14. No we didn’t. His nose is EVERYWHERE!
  15. Brie lost a backstage bet.

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 10/20/14

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 10/20/14

WWE RAW 10/20/14 – Go Home or Go to Hell

  1. Seth Rollins believes he can go into business for himself since he has a yellow briefcase.
  2. Every RKO will be ‘out of nowhere’ going forward.
  3. The budget is improving. They lowered the cell on a Monday!
  4. Two insane guys with a cage above them makes great TV.
  5. All relationships are acknowledged…unless you’re ________ and Nikki Bella.
  6. Orton, between you and Cena, I believe you do have the better pedigree….considering how many times you’ve caught it.
  7. Mizdow won a match?! If he does it again, I’m changing his name.
  8. We all know the next PPV will have ‘Hell’ in the title. It was used 75882383529058325832905 times tonight.
  9. Snake don’t make good pets.
  10. So, Brock Lesnar IS the Undertaker.
  11. The Miz loses even when he wins.
  12. Rollins should’ve changed his comment to, “I run AWAY from things around here.
  13. The viper is slowly biting everyone.
  14. All this talk about cosmic keys, I’m thinking Gold and StarDust wanted to be astronauts in their past lives.
  15. Instead of a go-home show for a PPV, we went to Hell..and you can also this Sunday for $9.99!!