Empire

15 Things Learned from Empire – 11/4/15

15 Things Learned from Empire – 11/4/15

Empire 2×06 – A High Hope For A Low Heaven/Watch Yo Cookies

  1. Y’all know we waited a week or so for new music?
  2. No one cares about your name when cuffed and blind.
  3. Becky said she gonna change that Plies song tonight.
  4. Hakeem, you didn’t inherit the ‘trigger pulling’ gene.
  5. Wolves come in sheep’s clothing.
  6. Don’t confuse the two positions of, ‘in charge,’ and ‘in place.’
  7. When that right leg wrap around you, it’s a wrap.
  8. Lay your track and stay focused.
  9. Artists are at their best when angry..or a girl believes in them.
  10. Anika, you a jumpoff.
  11. Always lay down the boom….or the bang.
  12. All this time behind bars and on the streets, Cookie can’t sense a wolf.
  13. Episode 2×02, people. You ain’t nothing but a snitch bitch.
  14. Check the back for tattoos.
  15. Cookie, you don’t have any streets.

15 Things Learned from Empire – 10/21/15

15 Things Learned from Empire – 10/21/15

Empire 2×05 – Be True

Status Quo

  1. Guess he really was a starving artist.
  2. It really isn’t what it looks like, Michael.
  3. Lucious wanted to say, “To the Empire”, so bad!
  4. Mexicans?
  5. Season 1 is unraveled.
  6. Lucious cannot be Dr. Phil for relationships.
  7. Don’t interrupt anyone’s spiritual journey.
  8. I think the girl group’s real boyfriends came after Hakeem.
  9. All that running, pushups, and talking, but you couldn’t strap none when it counted.
  10. All the snitching going on, of course we can’t shoot anyone.
  11. Not only did Thirsty forget Anika, but we did too.
  12. Laz gon take those cookies!
  13. This Rhonda chick is not knocked up.
  14. World Series ends on November 4th.
  15. Put the rest of the season on Netflix!

15 Things Learned from Empire – 10/14/15

15 Things Learned from Empire – 10/14/15

Empire 2×04 – Poor Yorick

Simple Math

  1. Roxanne Ford = lady in heat.
  2. Cops = G. Feds = OG.
  3. Veron = most popular dead man.
  4. Andre = remorseful killer.
  5. Rhonda = Ride or die.
  6. Hakeem = jealous mama’s boy.
  7. Cookie = you ain’t nothin but a snitch.
  8. Lucious = grandaddy OG.
  9. Andre & Rhonda = rookie diggers.
  10. Hakeem + Latinas = mamacita!
  11. Empire = bit too soon with that reference.
  12. Thristy = modern day hustler lawyer.
  13. Money & Power = California Love…Timbaland style.
  14. Anika = lost little puppy.
  15. Empire Music = music for 2014-2015.

15 Things Learned from Empire – 10/7/15

15 Things Learned from Empire – 10/7/15

Empire 2×03 – Fires of Heaven

Subtitle: Poaching Lyons

  1. Pimp Named Slickback in real life.
  2. So, who gonna sign with Empire next week?
  3. Where’s the money from Lyon Dynasty coming from?
  4. Hakeem, Anika gonna get you.
  5. Go past your producer for superstar status.
  6. Save the ghetto? Nah I’m good.
  7. Poaching is a real thing.
  8. Cookie is about that cookie.
  9. Push ups in heels?!
  10. Prison teaching the Lyon family everything!
  11. To the Empire.
  12. Little baby lion cub got his Nala taken.
  13. Mufasa still roars.
  14. Hopefully Lucious don’t be spiteful and hit poor Valentina just to…well, there’s a 80% chance.
  15. Mental health issues are real and the people with them are real. Period.

15 Things Learned from Empire – 9/30/15

15 Things Learned from Empire – 9/30/15

Empire 2×02 – Without a Country

Subtitle – Lyon’s Fire

  1. Luda getting revenge from Hustle and Flow.
  2. Rainbow Sensation…Hakeem, you’ve been talking to your bro a bit too much.
  3. Album leaks aren’t good after all.
  4. Where that flower came from, Cookie?!
  5. You know I know it.
  6. When you acting and want to get some truth, look at the damn camera!
  7. No lie, Empire still owning the music.
  8. A degree is a degree, no matter where it comes from.
  9. One session in jail killed over half of the music created in 2015.
  10. We got the new Drip Drop!!!
  11. Luda, Terrence Howard gets you beat up.
  12. This whole series relates to people wanting to be snitching ass bitches.
  13. Yes, judge, we’ve seen enough too.
  14. That’s how you do tracks in jail!
  15. To the Empire!