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WWE Summerslam 2015 Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE Summerslam 2015 Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE Summerslam 2015 – White Ranger and Botches

  1. Winners wear white.
  2. An audible needed to be called when spots are blown.
  3. Timekeeper is the extra ref?
  4. Damn, where’s HBK when Undertaker walks backstage?! “Omg, it’s a blackout!”
  5. Where’s Kane in the whole mixup?
  6. The influence of @jdfffn is real!
  7. I seriously need to get my booking on WWE standards. I’m booking like it’s supposed to make sense.
  8. Big E ain’t rated E with that dancing.
  9. Woods better watch that name dropping. Remember when kobe’s name got dropped, a guy got fired.
  10. New Day boots look like Greek god Hermes slippers.
  11. Four hours and no musical?! Wrestlemania, take notes!
  12. No Mountain Dew drinks were harmed in the production of this PPV.
  13. Time to change the Twitter, Cena.
  14. Eat. Sleep. F5. Repeat.
  15. I felt lowballed in this last match.

Results

  • Sheamus def. Randy Orton via pinfall.
  • The New Day def. Prime Time Players, Los Matadores, and The Lucha Dragons via pinfall.
  • Dolph Ziggler and Rusev ended in double count-out.
  • Stephen Amell and Neville def. King Barrett and Stardust via pinfall.
  • Ryback def. The Miz and The Big Show via pinfall.
  • Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose def. The Wyatt Family.
  • Seth Rollins def. John Cena via pinfall to become unified WWE World Heavyweight and United States Champion.
  • Team PCB def. Team Bad and Team Bella via pinfall.
  • Kevin Owens def. Cesaro via pinfall.
  • The Undertaker def. Brock Lesnar via submission.

 

LosEvolution.com prediction score: 3 out of 10.

WWE RAW 8/3/15 Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE RAW 8/3/15 Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE RAW 8/3/15 – Feel The Revolution

  1. How to get over? Brag about a botched move.
  2. Title for Title?! So, let’s get ready for 16.
  3. A-Lister? Has he even been on the big screen?
  4. The Miz…more like The Instigator.
  5. So, why the conditions, Seth?
  6. Hopefully next time, Seth will remember people shorter are also bulkier than him.
  7. If the refs didn’t know the end booking, then some of the matches would end differently.
  8. Go to the well quickly.
  9. The match too big for Wrestlemania…booked and sold by Heyman Marketing.
  10. Orton needs to keep mimicking people before his RKO.
  11. Lunatic Fringe and Hot Rod….man, that could’ve been a Piper’s Pit to remember.
  12. #DivaRevolution…aka NXT push.
  13. One day, I’ll translate Sheamus’s entrance.
  14. #BlackWrestlersMatter
  15. Rest in Peace, Hot Rod. Change all the questions in heaven when the angels think they have all the answers.

Results

  • Seth Rollins def. Neville
  • The Ascension & New Day def. Los Matadores
  • Charlotte and Becky Lynch def. The Bella Twins
  • Rusev def. Mark Henry
  • King Barrett def. Zack Ryder
  • Paige def. Naomi
  • Randy Orton, Roman Reigns, & Dean Ambrose def. Sheamus, Bray Wyatt, & Luke Harper

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 7/13/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 7/13/15

Subtitle: Confusion, Calls, and Cars. Still Running.

  1. I better not hear about budget cuts after that car!
  2. Miz acquired the skill, “Running,” from Seth Rollins.
  3. Goldberg is from down the block, folks.
  4. Randy Orton is having too much fun in this era.
  5. Ambrose asked for the night off.
  6. The call-up has begun. #GiveDivasAChance
  7. King of the Ring was so unnecessary.
  8. So, is this triple threat match the reason that the Tough Enough contestants have a swim competition?
  9. Rusev hit Cesaro with the, “What are those?!”
  10. Shirtless commentary?!
  11. Now, how do we turn Stephanie heel?
  12. Seth Rollins got that Forrest Gump, “I was runnin’,” speed.
  13. Remember, Seth. Eye Contact.
  14. Stardust and Neville must look alike.
  15. So both Bellas equal one athlete?

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 6/22/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 6/22/15

WWE RAW 6/22/15

The Band is Back Together

  1. So we’re going back to a few months ago when the champ can’t win alone.
  2. What happened to Brock absorbing the Undertaker’s powers?!
  3. Paul Heyman can make a tree sound menacing.
  4. It’s a shame when you have to convince people that the WWE Champion has a chance.
  5. There isn’t much reason to keep this Kingston vs Neville thing. Prime Time Neville?
  6. If Zack Ryder won, the king would be a court jester.
  7. The word, “suckbag,” isn’t even in kids’ vocabularies..because it sucks.
  8. #GiveDivasAChance – this needs to be said again because they didn’t get it the first 900000000 times!
  9. All valets, ring escorts, and guests…take notes from Paul Heyman.
  10. So, we’re seriously selling the fact that all it took was J&J Security, Kane and Seth Rollins to put down Lesnar? Let me spend the last 5 of this post that Lesnar survived.
  11. The same guy who got up from 3 Attitude Adjustments in a row.
  12. Survived the Triple H shovel.
  13. Suplexed John Cena > 20 times. Guy hasn’t had a WWE Title match since!
  14. NEVER LOST TO THE UNDERTAKER.
  15. BROKE THE STREAK….seriously got put down by 3 midgets and Kane?!

 

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 6/15/15

15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 6/15/15

WWE RAW 6/15/15

Subtitle: Suplex City is Now Accepting New Occupants

  1. You may been handpicked, but you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time.
  2. Discretion is the best form of valor…or the fact that Seth Rollins crapped his pants.
  3. Destruction!
  4. There is ABSOLUTELY no way that Seth Rollins can come out of this without being suplexed to Hell.
  5. I would say that Owens needs to power-bomb Justin Bieber next, but Seth’s time is coming.
  6. J&J Security for Tag Team Champions!
  7. Owens drops NXT title, Cena drops US Title, Cena gets back into World Title picture. Wait for it.
  8. Miz is like the unimportant/important screw in this project.
  9. Bray, all you had to do was pull down the case.
  10. Paige is too outnumbered.
  11. Mention Stephanie’s name and everyone scatters.
  12. Money in the Bank and King of the Ring hold no relevance.
  13. It’s still a Texas Cloverleaf to me.
  14. Do too much too soon in WWE and you’ll start picking fights.
  15. Pressure? No pressure at all. Just a ticket to Suplex City. Get on the train!