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WWE Monday Night Raw 5/30/16 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE Monday Night Raw 5/30/16 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE Smack….ok…Monday Night Raw 5/30/16 – 15 Moves of LosEvolution

  1. Armbar.
  2. New Day always tells us the obvious.
  3. So, Michael Cole wants to be on Smackdown live.
  4. We’re seriously going with Breezango? Sounds like Dollar Tree Febreeze.
  5. That Golden Truth remix will be on iTunes. Wait for it.
  6. So, the #Hatch is for a guy who we will NOT see in a ring?!
  7. Armbar.
  8. For the record, I’d love to be as shredded as Goldberg is when I get his age.
  9. We got the pot calling the kettle McMahon.
  10. Stephanie has borrowed the shovel.
  11. Armbar.
  12. The Bullet Club never left.
  13. AJ Styles made up for Seth Rollins.
  14. Dolph Ziggler making everyone the loser.
  15. Armbar.

Results

  • The New Day def. The VaudeVillians via Disqualification.
  • The Usos def. Breezango via Pinfall.
  • Rusev def. Zach Ryder via Submission.
  • Enzo & Cass def. The Dudley Boyz via Pinfall.
  • Dana Brooke def. Natalya via Pinfall.
  • Baron Corbin def. Dolph Ziggler via Disqualification.
  • Sami Zayn, Dean Ambrose, and Cesaro def Chris Jericho, Kevin Owens, and Alberto Del Rio via Pinfall.

 

 

15 Things Learned from Scandal – 4/21/16

15 Things Learned from Scandal – 4/21/16

Scandal 5×18 – Till Death Do Us Part…Command Gets His Wedding

  1. And they say women do NOT have powah!
  2. I wonder do people get fed through the hole.
  3. So, Charlie, you have always been the yes man…even to Quinn.
  4. Now, Dads, this does not give you the right to use the line.
  5. No one takes Command…with hair.
  6. There’s always an objective.
  7. It’s sad, but at the end of the day, you’re somebody’s….well, you know.
  8. Get hitched, become VP candidate. That shit better work June 25th!
  9. Olivia, remember, Command has been to a wedding before.
  10. True love…and desire will always win.
  11. All we need is Dwayne Wayne.
  12. Command-1, weddings-1. When will we see the tie breaker?
  13. When in doubt, there’s always a home to go to.
  14. Go back and shoot that deadbeat! Seriously, LosEvolution.com does not promote violence.
  15. This is pure satire.

WWE RAW 3/21/16 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE RAW 3/21/16 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE RAW 3/21/16 – Are We Cheering Yet?!

  1. We’re cheering a bit, but not much, Roman.
  2. No slaps for you, Stephanie.
  3. AJ Styles…AJ Styles.
  4. I remember when Rusev was only stopped by John Cena.
  5. Y2J…Y2J…and yes, the joke sucked the first time.
  6. Kevin Owens hates dropkicks!
  7. Even Y2J refuses to take a loss to Fandango.
  8. Roman put that jacket on. It was cold!
  9. Go into the inner thoughts of Roman Reigns here
  10. 100% bad lass? We can’t say ass?!
  11. We seriously have a Braun Strowman main event!
  12. My money’s still on Undertaker.
  13. Paul Heyman can make paint drying seem epic!
  14. Tables from the Usos, Chairs from Dean, and Ladders from KO.
  15. So, we’re doing chairs? Where’s that chainsaw?!

 

Results

  • Kevin Owens def. AJ Styles via Pinfall.
  • Big E def. Rusev via Pinfall.
  • Chris Jericho def. Fandango via Pinfall.
  • Stardust vs Sin Cara vs Zack Ryder ended in No Contest.
  • Charlotte def. Natalya via Pinfall.
  • Bubba Ray def. R-Truth via Pinfall.
  • Barun Strowman def. Dean Ambrose via DQ.

15 Things Learned from Scandal – 3/17/16

15 Things Learned from Scandal – 3/17/16

Scandal 5×14 – I see You

  1. NSA spies on you, not the other way around.
  2. Go with the wonderful person.
  3. If he’s Harold, my name is Mark.
  4. Hollis, Susan don’t want you.
  5. Be the better person or be the big dog. Your choice.
  6. Gotcha, bitch. Quote by @rebelbelledani
  7. Hollis Dole…Donald Trump.
  8. Susan Ross….Hilary Clinton.
  9. Mellie Grant…Bernie Sanders.
  10. Francisco Vargas…Marco Rubio.
  11. Red ain’t playing games.
  12. When there’s a job, don’t get fired. Especially twice!
  13. Inner Circle…meet Abby.
  14. Consistency – the enemy of being anonymous.
  15. Olivia. You’re now Jake Season 1. Bout time you caught up!

WWE RAW – 3/14/16 Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE RAW – 3/14/16 Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE RAW 3/14/16 – Sponsored by BootyO’s

  1. Dude wrestled this weekend. So, wrestling tonight was so damn important.
  2. No one wants the Styles Clash.
  3. New Day had too much cereal.
  4. There was so much character shoving tonight.
  5. Steph, you’re taking liberties you didn’t have in the Attitude Era.
  6. Roman, we still want Dean.
  7. We need a Divas Tag Team Division.
  8. Mick Foley and Dean Ambrose…in the same room and nothing was destroyed.
  9. That Ziggy contract must be close to ending.
  10. Undertaker looking at both Vince and Shane thinking, “Can he heal before ‘Mania?”
  11. My response
  12. Vince is praying that the money comes.
  13. Burn my shirt and I won’t stop punching.
  14. Roman, you are now John Cena.
  15. We miss Cena too. He’ll get cheered more than Roman now.

Results

  • The New Day (c) def. Rusev and Alberto Del Rio via Pinfall (WWE Tag Team Championship match)
  • Ryback def. Sin Cara via Pinfall.
  • Sami Zayn def. The Miz via Pinfall.
  • Team B.A.D def Alicia Fox and Brie Bella via Pinfall.
  • The Usos def. Bo Dallas and Adam Rose via Pinfall.
  • Triple H def. Dolph Ziggler via Pinfall.
  • Neville def. Chris Jericho via Disqualification.