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15 Things Learned from WWE Battleground 2016

15 Things Learned from WWE Battleground 2016

WWE Battleground 2016 – How You doin?
With this PPV in the books, WWE hopes to reshape the brand, make 2 shows fresh, and build Summerslam. So, did they do it? You tell me!

  1. Wellness policy is fair game..How you doin?
  2. Don’t get hype. Stay Hype..How you doin?
  3. Don’t look anyone in the eye while eating a banana..How you doin?
  4. John Cena not saying a word turned out ok..How you doin?
  5. Ellen and soccer moms got credit in the same night..How you doin?
  6. Finally, Nattie out of the doghouse..How you doin?
  7. Hugs are boss..How you doin?
  8. Vipers are viscous..How you doin?
  9. Darren Young went full Bob Backlund..How you doin?
  10. Orton firing shots like he don’t have one more heart left in the Legend of Zelda..How you doin?
  11. Enzo doing certified dodges..How you doin?
  12. Mojo…don’t screw with Ryder’s new mojo..How you doin?
  13. Randy proves to everyone that he owns pants..How you doin?
  14. I had a world tour, caught two Pokemon. and it was more entertaining than Miz’s IC World Tour..How you doin?
  15. Raw gets the big gold, and Cena wins both by Mania..How you doin?

By the way, my booking skills were lackluster after the time away. I’ll get it back!

Booking results: 4 out of 9 matches called successfully.

WWE Battleground 2016 Booking

WWE Battleground 2016 Booking

WWE Battleground will be the first step as the company moves in a new creative direction on its separate Raw and SmackDown brands, and it’s the first time in months that LosEvolution.com has done any bookings. Let’s see how we measure up!

WWE Championship Match
Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins

Intercontinental Championship
The Miz (c) vs. Darren Young

US Championship Match
Rusev (c) vs. Zack Ryder

John Cena, Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. The Club

Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn

Becky Lynch vs. Natalya

Charlotte & Dana Brooke vs. Sasha Banks & ???

The New Day vs. The Wyatt Family

WWE Network Kickoff Show
The Usos vs. Breezango

A lot of the booking is to set up WWE Summerslam, which is headed up with Brock Lesnar vs Randy Orton. Cena will perhaps rematch AJ, and Sasha will finally get her title match. With a strong showing, I’m hoping Darren’s shot at singles gold will also come at the Summerslam PPV.

 

Only time will tell.

15 Things Learned from WWE RAW – 6/20/16

15 Things Learned from WWE RAW – 6/20/16

WWE RAW 6/20/16 – Lunatic

  1. Never forget you’re the champion.
  2. Look out for yourself, regardless how many PPVs you lose.
  3. Wyatts….New Day. Where’s the damn paradigm?!
  4. Sami vs Kevin…..what’s the win/loss again?
  5. So, the Vauldevillians got the TV treatment. Now they’re just random white guys with beards.
  6. Becky Lynch, no one likes you.
  7. John Cena, this is Nexus improved. You know the drill.
  8. Dolph Ziggler, best of luck with that comedy.
  9. There’s only ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE DIVAS WITHOUT SASHA.
  10. Paige, the ring is your scuffle area. Nowhere else!
  11. WWE, top this promo! Click here
  12. Michael Cole, enough of the botches!
  13. Kevin Owens wants his frog splash back!
  14. Congrats, Dean. I’ll take my 3 hours back now.
  15. S.A.W.F.T SAWFT!!!!

WWE Money In the Bank 2016 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE Money In the Bank 2016 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE Money In The Bank 2016 – Codename: SHIELD

  1. Mauro Ranallo, less puns get you on the main show. But then again, we know you’re the better commentator.
  2. The preshow doesn’t miss The King. We’ll take hung over Graves.
  3. I want to see Bully Ray!!!
  4. When in doubt…improv the spot. Don’t just stand there!
  5. AJ Styles, this may be what you do, but that crowd’s a bit big huh?
  6. Styles, this is your payoff for the Royal Rumble and 2 WWE Title losses.
  7. So, here’s the 2 out of 3 Cena feud win!
  8. Nattie, Dolph, keep apologizing.
  9. Careful with that ’69’ yell, Jericho!
  10. Don’t sell the family if you’re not going to give the Dad a title.
  11. The Pedigree has been upgraded!
  12. I don’t know who’s heel anymore!
  13. Internet, you’ve been redeemed from the NBA Finals with this title win.
  14. There was more eye peeling than that peeling pre-show match!
  15. 11:15…11:20..11:25…11:30pm EST – Roman, Seth, Dean, show over.

Results

Kick-off

  • Golden Truth def. Breezdango via Pinfall.
  • The Lucha Dragons def. The Dudley Boyz via Pinfall.

Match Card

  • The New Day def. Enzo & Kass, The Vauldevillians, & The Club via Pinfall. (WWE Tag Team Championship Fatal 4 Way)
  • Baron Corbin def. Dolph Ziggler via Pinfall.
  • Charlotte & Dana Brooke def. Natalya & Becky Lynch via Pinfall.
  • Apollo Crews def. Sheamus via Pinfall.
  • AJ Styles def. John Cena via Pinfall.
  • Rusev (c) def. Titus O’Neil via Submission. (WWE United States Championship)
  • Dean Ambrose def. Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens, Cesaro, Del Rio, and Chris Jericho to wih the Money In The Bank Briefcase
  • Seth Rollins def. Roman Reigns (c) via Pinfall. (WWE World Heavyweight Championship)
  • Dean Ambrose def. Seth Rollins (c) (Money In The Bank Cash-In)

WWE Monday Night Raw 5/30/16 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE Monday Night Raw 5/30/16 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE Smack….ok…Monday Night Raw 5/30/16 – 15 Moves of LosEvolution

  1. Armbar.
  2. New Day always tells us the obvious.
  3. So, Michael Cole wants to be on Smackdown live.
  4. We’re seriously going with Breezango? Sounds like Dollar Tree Febreeze.
  5. That Golden Truth remix will be on iTunes. Wait for it.
  6. So, the #Hatch is for a guy who we will NOT see in a ring?!
  7. Armbar.
  8. For the record, I’d love to be as shredded as Goldberg is when I get his age.
  9. We got the pot calling the kettle McMahon.
  10. Stephanie has borrowed the shovel.
  11. Armbar.
  12. The Bullet Club never left.
  13. AJ Styles made up for Seth Rollins.
  14. Dolph Ziggler making everyone the loser.
  15. Armbar.

Results

  • The New Day def. The VaudeVillians via Disqualification.
  • The Usos def. Breezango via Pinfall.
  • Rusev def. Zach Ryder via Submission.
  • Enzo & Cass def. The Dudley Boyz via Pinfall.
  • Dana Brooke def. Natalya via Pinfall.
  • Baron Corbin def. Dolph Ziggler via Disqualification.
  • Sami Zayn, Dean Ambrose, and Cesaro def Chris Jericho, Kevin Owens, and Alberto Del Rio via Pinfall.