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15 Things Learned from Scandal – 2/18/16

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Scandal 5×11 – The Candidate.

Subtitle: Everyone Has One

  1. Sex and politics do NOT mix.
  2. We’re missing fried chicken and jam…but we do have hooch!
  3. National Wine Day…and they got hooch.
  4. Not seeing your love makes all aspects suffer.
  5. Sometimes, it’s fear that holds you. Other times, it’s sex.
  6. 9000 people, including myself, Googled Gettysburger.
  7. There are no good guys or girls in politics, just bad or people being turned bad.
  8. Secure your legacy.
  9. Olivia, you have been replaced.
  10. Cyrus wants to keep fighting.
  11. So, we have a Bernie Sanders…just less gray hair?
  12. As long there’s an out, you stay in.
  13. I’m trying to figure out who’s Clinton, Obama, Sanders, Marco Rubio. Once you figure this out, let me know.
  14. Liv’s doing Jake, all of you leave Fitz alone!!!
  15. http://www.ehow.com/how_5998063_make-alcoholic-drink-hooch.html. You’re welcome.

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Scandal 5×10 – It’s Hard Out Here for a General

Subtitle: I’m Back, B*tches!!!

  1. Sally, it’s Black Ops season, not Modern Warfare!
  2. All a general wants is his troops to return home.
  3. Spank her with the gloves! It’s winter!
  4. Open doors for Huck!
  5. Abby, you’re Olivia. You’re just not feeling the SuperPower.
  6. Admiral Rogers, please know this is pure satire. I ask to not be tracked.
  7. Colors=Freedom.
  8. It’s deadly to play both side of the fence.
  9. Mellie wrote the manifesto!
  10. Love is still blinding.
  11. So, for Olivia, it’s routine. Wham, bam, lock up.
  12. All roads still lead to Fitz.
  13. Snitches still get stitches.
  14. B-613 is now B-2. It’s still effective.
  15. Jake blew the whistle and now he owns the whistle.

 

15 Things Learned from Scandal – Season 5

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Scandal Season 5 – Fitz Lost Vermont

  1. If you come close to getting hitched, get hitched.
  2. Vermont is apparently overrated.
  3. Lazarus One…We still don’t know what Operation Remington is.
  4. Go after the one with the googly eyes for you! The eyes never change!
  5. Fitz gave daughter and father a Get Out Of Jail Free card. Think on that.
  6. You still cannot take Command.
  7. So, we’re not going to tell him about the abortion?
  8. Fitz, should’ve stayed with Mellie. She can stay standing for hours.
  9. Jake is hurt and broken. All he wants is a home.
  10. Too soon for that Royal Family case.
  11. Re-gifting happens. Don’t criticize when you do it during Christmas.
  12. Olivia don’t want no stinkin’ jam.
  13. Dog Whistle Politics. The answer is no longer 12.
  14. Your season cliffhanger got Pope’d.
  15. To all my readers when they didn’t see a list for the final episode. A message.

 

Until February, Gladiators.

 

15 Things Learned from Scandal – 11/12/15

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15 Things Learned from Scandal – 11/12/15 “Rasputin”

Forgiveness

  1. All roads lead to Fitz.
  2. Nerd romance is the best kind.
  3. Speak softly and hump in the closet.
  4. All are jealous of Liv’s closet.
  5. Jake is free.
  6. All we wanna be is free.
  7. That white hat needs to be retired.
  8. Lazarus One? Money’s on Huck.
  9. Susan…the only honest one.
  10. Quinn, sometime things need to be slow.
  11. The Door of Huck has been opened.
  12. History and common sense.
  13. 47 minutes and we get no audio. Lip reading skills were in full effect tonight.
  14. B613….More like A502 is in effect.
  15. That white hat so dingy now!

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Scandal 5×07 – Even the Devil Deserves a Second Chance

Liv In Charge

  1. Beyoncé’s Girls song comes to mind.
  2. Jake hates wine.
  3. OPA is a spy business.
  4. Keep your friends close….
  5. People make up charges all the time. It’s called framing.
  6. Jake is on a mission.
  7. Sally, no one likes your America.
  8. Rosen, you know you wanted to climb that tree.
  9. Don’t rub your hands on her back though!
  10. Cyrus, you’re in place, not in charge.
  11. Command? Gone? Nah….
  12. Olivia, accept your powah!
  13. Come clean, because when Fitz finds out….
  14. Mellie coming for that seat!
  15. It’s a book, people.