1. Toilet paper and pop tart: Survival kit
  2. When in doubt, just say, “Man, I was fucked up.”
  3. Damn Tom! Flizzy and A Pimp Named Slickback need to help you.
  4. Channel your inner Stinkmeaner and you’ll get the woman.
  5. At the end, we see why weight training is a requirement.

End all 5 with ‘With/For/Because of that booty” for more laughs.