5 Things I Learned from The Boondocks – 5/12/14

1. Guess pimpin ain’t dead. Robert just wants to get laid.
2. Apparently Riley didn’t want to pop tags from the Thrift Shop. Sorry Macklemore.
3. Hope Greeks didn’t hear Riley say that volunteering is hustling backwards.
4. A Pimp Named Slick Back would have been very proud of you Robert, but you had to wife one!
5. Ruckus doesn’t have re-vitiligo. He doesn’t like black women with thick thighs?! Blasphemy!

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