15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 12/29/14

WWE RAW 12/29/14 – Booking Cluster and Flat Finishes

  1. Roman Reigns will get the Batista treatment at the Royal Rumble, since he will eliminate Daniel Bryan.
  2. Connecticut’s offices must not be far away since the Authority was already at the arena.
  3. So, Seth got his mommy and daddy back. Get ready for excessive face time.
  4. If you’re going to tackle a guy, don’t hesitate.
  5. Lesnar, you suplexed Cena 598,837,409,385 times! Why you scared of one Attitude Adjustment.
  6. The new Demolition….errr, the Ascension. Why creative, why?!
  7. Sigh, we got Mizdow, but he got beat up. This is not what we wanted!
  8. Superman is back to his usual self, wanting to beat the bad guys and still not as creative as Batman.
  9. I’m not going to go in on this version of Ryback.
  10. Ok, I lied. This version of Ryback watched Austin’s promo on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8z1h-C9Jlo
  11. Seth, Edge won more titles than the years you’ve been wrestling. Sit on that.
  12. Apparently, Survivor Series has no meaning.
  13. WWE 2015 will be WWE 2014.
  14. The last segment had SO MANY opportunities and blew all of them.
  15. Happy New Year, WWE. Thanks for bringing back something that we were tired of. Now we have to be more tired.