15 Things I Learned from the 2015 WWE Royal Rumble

WWE Royal Rumble 2015 –  Predictable Reign, Red Beast, and a Stunt Double Finds His Place

  1. The answer to the world’s problems…Brock Lesnar.
  2. Seth Rollins, the workhorse of the WWE.
  3. John Cena will not win another match until he upgrades from K-Mart to Wal-Mart.
  4. When the Bella’s match was the 2nd best of the card, that is when the card needs to be re-evaluated.
  5. Brock Lesnar was more gassed than cars have been since the price drop.
  6. Calfzilla will not get his TNA reign mentioned in WWE.
  7. Titus botched his elimination. Apparently, WWE watched Sorority Sisters.
  8. DDP was the replacement to Randy Orton. Did you see all those non-jumping RKOs?!
  9. No one remembers Miz Truth.
  10. Finishing moves have been relegated fully to signature moves. They do NOT win matches.
  11. Do not…AND THE ROCK MEANS NOT….mess with my cousin!
  12. I don’t know who got paid the most: Sting to point last Monday or Brock Lesnar to lay down on a gurney.
  13. Daniel Bryan’s return was more wasted than a lot of people’s pushes who were in the Royal Rumble.
  14. The Rock was the savior of this WWE crowd because Phili was going to destroy Roman PredictaReigns.
  15. Curtis Axel…the winner of this year’s Royal Rumble.

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