15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 9/29/14

  1. Bo-Lieve that’s what I do!
  2. If you don’t want to mention CM Punk, never say the word,”best,” in Chicago.
  3. Cameron, apparently you need to go back to NXT. Take 3/4th of the division with you.
  4. Dean Ambrose made more off that merch than WWE did off the CM Punk sale.
  5. The Miz’s personality is so annoying that it’s doubled.
  6. Triple H summed up Miz and Sandow’s careers in one promo: B-List and humor.
  7. There’s nothing funnier than a sad…fake Russian.
  8. Randy Orton & Kane are operating outside of their job descriptions.
  9. USA loves patriotism…just not from other countries.
  10. All you need is a bag, a briefcase, t-shirts, and green goo.
  11. Dean Ambrose’s facial expressions were made into gifs in less than 30 seconds.
  12. John, be careful…a hungry dog will bite.
  13. So, a gator, a bunny, a preacher, and a bull were at a wrestling match…
  14. Recycle, Alicia…Recycle.
  15. The Wyatts are near.